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24 hours to live
#21
RE: 24 hours to live
(November 14, 2020 at 4:28 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(November 14, 2020 at 4:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘Carne equina’, not ‘cauda equina’. You googled the wrong thing.

Horse meat is ok, if done right. Not my favourite, but not horrible.

Boru

I thought it was about halfway between venison and beef...i thought it pretty tasty.. ... Of course it was a peppered stroganoff...

I have eaten Kangaroo.
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#22
RE: 24 hours to live
(November 14, 2020 at 4:34 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 14, 2020 at 4:28 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I thought it was about halfway between venison and beef...i thought it pretty tasty.. ... Of course it was a peppered stroganoff...

I have eaten Kangaroo.
You win.....

Unless somebody from.the Donner Party shows up.....
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#23
RE: 24 hours to live
(November 14, 2020 at 4:28 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(November 14, 2020 at 4:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘Carne equina’, not ‘cauda equina’. You googled the wrong thing.

Horse meat is ok, if done right. Not my favourite, but not horrible.

Boru

I thought it was about halfway between venison and beef...i thought it pretty tasty.. ... Of course it was a peppered stroganoff...

Like I said, I don’t hate it. Tasted more like goat than either beef or venison (to me), and I’m not particularly wild about goat, either.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#24
RE: 24 hours to live
(November 14, 2020 at 4:28 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(November 14, 2020 at 4:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘Carne equina’, not ‘cauda equina’. You googled the wrong thing.

Horse meat is ok, if done right. Not my favourite, but not horrible.

Boru

I thought it was about halfway between venison and beef...i thought it pretty tasty.. ... Of course it was a peppered stroganoff...

Fuck both of you. I don't care if you killed it or not. 

So long ago, I was dating, and my now X Japanese wife, and I wanted to get married. But she insisted on eloping, I wanted to tell her parents.  But she won out, and we got married here in the states by a local justice of the court. She tells them weeks after, of course any parent would be mad. BUT AGAIN, it was not my idea. 

So finally we fly to Japan so I could meet them. And when they asked me why I didn't tell them before, I pointed to my x wife, which was the truth.

Anywho to get to food, which is what this thread is about. One morning I go into their kitchen, and her mom was preparing food. Suddenly in front of me is a small plate, like a side plate at a breakfast joint holding bacon or fruit. But no, it was this jet black ink with a sliver of squid tentacle.  I looked at it, looked upwards to her mom, who looked down at me and smiled as if to say, " EAT IT MOTHERFUCKER" 

And I looked back up at her in a whimper, and said "ok". It was like walking into a Office Depot, slicing open a package of Bic Pens and sucking out the ink.
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#25
RE: 24 hours to live
(November 14, 2020 at 4:57 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 14, 2020 at 4:28 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I thought it was about halfway between venison and beef...i thought it pretty tasty.. ... Of course it was a peppered stroganoff...

Fuck both of you. I don't care if you killed it or not. 

So long ago, I was dating, and my now X Japanese wife, and I wanted to get married. But she insisted on eloping, I wanted to tell her parents.  But she won out, and we got married here in the states by a local justice of the court. She tells them weeks after, of course any parent would be mad. BUT AGAIN, it was not my idea. 

So finally we fly to Japan so I could meet them. And when they asked me why I didn't tell them before, I pointed to my x wife, which was the truth.

Anywho to get to food, which is what this thread is about. One morning I go into their kitchen, and her mom was preparing food. Suddenly in front of me is a small plate, like a side plate at a breakfast joint holding bacon or fruit. But no, it was this jet black ink with a sliver of squid tentacle.  I looked at it, looked upwards to her mom, who looked down at me and smiled as if to say, " EAT IT MOTHERFUCKER" 

And I looked back up at her in a whimper, and said "ok". It was like walking into a Office Depot, slicing open a package of Bic Pens and sucking out the ink.

Your former wife isn't Japanese any more?

How odd.
 “I believe in annoyed at first sight.” – Steve Maraboli                                              
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#26
RE: 24 hours to live
(November 14, 2020 at 5:00 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(November 14, 2020 at 4:57 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Fuck both of you. I don't care if you killed it or not. 

So long ago, I was dating, and my now X Japanese wife, and I wanted to get married. But she insisted on eloping, I wanted to tell her parents.  But she won out, and we got married here in the states by a local justice of the court. She tells them weeks after, of course any parent would be mad. BUT AGAIN, it was not my idea. 

So finally we fly to Japan so I could meet them. And when they asked me why I didn't tell them before, I pointed to my x wife, which was the truth.

Anywho to get to food, which is what this thread is about. One morning I go into their kitchen, and her mom was preparing food. Suddenly in front of me is a small plate, like a side plate at a breakfast joint holding bacon or fruit. But no, it was this jet black ink with a sliver of squid tentacle.  I looked at it, looked upwards to her mom, who looked down at me and smiled as if to say, " EAT IT MOTHERFUCKER" 

And I looked back up at her in a whimper, and said "ok". It was like walking into a Office Depot, slicing open a package of Bic Pens and sucking out the ink.

Your former wife isn't Japanese any more?

How odd.

So humans who hook up, born in the same country, or meet being born in different countries,  never get to the point where they decide it isn't working out?

So I am solely responsible for American Japanese relationships?

My former wife is Japanese. But our breakup is no different than other breakup in our species history.

It is possible VIA the story I just posted, to find humor in human contact, and accept things change. 

I love my x wife, and her mother did not do anything that any mother in the world would do in questioning the motives of someone who would try to date or marry. 

Of course my x is Japanese, where the fuck did I claim she was not?
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#27
RE: 24 hours to live
(November 14, 2020 at 4:57 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 14, 2020 at 4:28 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I thought it was about halfway between venison and beef...i thought it pretty tasty.. ... Of course it was a peppered stroganoff...

Fuck both of you. I don't care if you killed it or not. 

So long ago, I was dating, and my now X Japanese wife, and I wanted to get married. But she insisted on eloping, I wanted to tell her parents.  But she won out, and we got married here in the states by a local justice of the court. She tells them weeks after, of course any parent would be mad. BUT AGAIN, it was not my idea. 

So finally we fly to Japan so I could meet them. And when they asked me why I didn't tell them before, I pointed to my x wife, which was the truth.

Anywho to get to food, which is what this thread is about. One morning I go into their kitchen, and her mom was preparing food. Suddenly in front of me is a small plate, like a side plate at a breakfast joint holding bacon or fruit. But no, it was this jet black ink with a sliver of squid tentacle.  I looked at it, looked upwards to her mom, who looked down at me and smiled as if to say, " EAT IT MOTHERFUCKER" 

And I looked back up at her in a whimper, and said "ok". It was like walking into a Office Depot, slicing open a package of Bic Pens and sucking out the ink.

(Bold mine)

Jaysus - what brought THAT on?? I’d seriously like to know why expressing opinions about the taste of meat merits a ‘fuck you’.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#28
RE: 24 hours to live
(November 14, 2020 at 5:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 14, 2020 at 5:00 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Your former wife isn't Japanese any more?

How odd.

So humans who hook up, born in the same country, or meet being born in different countries,  never get to the point where they decide it isn't working out?

So I am solely responsible for American Japanese relationships?

My former wife is Japanese. But our breakup is no different than other breakup in our species history.

It is possible VIA the story I just posted, to find humor in human contact, and accept things change. 

I love my x wife, and her mother did not do anything that any mother in the world would do in questioning the motives of someone who would try to date or marry. 

Of course my x is Japanese, where the fuck did I claim she was not?

You put the ‘X’ in the wrong place: ‘My now X Japanese wife’ means ‘My wife who is formerly Japanese’. You should have typed ‘My Japanese X wife’, which means ‘The Japanese woman who is no longer my wife’. And - in both cases - it should be ‘ex’, not ‘X’ (unless she marks the spot where the pirate treasure is buried).

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#29
RE: 24 hours to live
(November 14, 2020 at 5:44 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 14, 2020 at 5:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote: So humans who hook up, born in the same country, or meet being born in different countries,  never get to the point where they decide it isn't working out?

So I am solely responsible for American Japanese relationships?

My former wife is Japanese. But our breakup is no different than other breakup in our species history.

It is possible VIA the story I just posted, to find humor in human contact, and accept things change. 

I love my x wife, and her mother did not do anything that any mother in the world would do in questioning the motives of someone who would try to date or marry. 

Of course my x is Japanese, where the fuck did I claim she was not?

You put the ‘X’ in the wrong place: ‘My now X Japanese wife’ means ‘My wife who is formerly Japanese’. You should have typed ‘My Japanese X wife’, which means ‘The Japanese woman who is no longer my wife’. And - in both cases - it should be ‘ex’, not ‘X’ (unless she marks the spot where the pirate treasure is buried).

Boru

Obi wan, "These are not the petty arguments you are looking for."

Lonestar, I am your father's, brother's cousins, brother's former roommate.
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#30
RE: 24 hours to live
(November 14, 2020 at 5:52 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 14, 2020 at 5:44 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You put the ‘X’ in the wrong place: ‘My now X Japanese wife’ means ‘My wife who is formerly Japanese’. You should have typed ‘My Japanese X wife’, which means ‘The Japanese woman who is no longer my wife’. And - in both cases - it should be ‘ex’, not ‘X’ (unless she marks the spot where the pirate treasure is buried).

Boru

Obi wan, "These are not the petty arguments you are looking for."

Lonestar, I am your father's, brother's cousins, brother's former roommate.

It’s not an argument. *shrug* If you don’t want answers, don’t ask questions.

But seriously - why the double-barreled ‘fuck you’? It seemed uncalled for, or maybe I’m missing something.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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