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Dolly the Sheep
#11
RE: Dolly the Sheep
(January 5, 2021 at 1:06 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 5, 2021 at 12:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Dafuq does that have to do with me sneaking part of my wife’s din-dins?

Boru

You hide Twinkies and Ding Dongs and ABBA songs in every nook and cranny of your house. Under your mattress, under your floorboards.

Typical deflection. Try answering my question.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#12
RE: Dolly the Sheep
(January 5, 2021 at 6:17 am)RozzerusUnrelentus Wrote: So in order to propagate the species and maintain family unity, you have to:

Get yourself cloned, have your chromosomes altered, then go screw yourself.

BREAKING NEWS stories in the Bible don't make sense

[Image: Rib.jpg]

But talking about clones: if some guy has an identical twin brother and that brother has kids, does that mean that those kids are also his children?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#13
RE: Dolly the Sheep
(January 5, 2021 at 12:23 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 5, 2021 at 11:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Actually, women have one fewer ribs than men - when she goes to the ladies, I sneak one off her plate.

Boru

Men have testosterone. If there were no women, there would be no humans.  Brawn is bullshit to claim it is the most important aspect of evolution.

Hey, dorkboy, women have testosterone too.
 “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” ~Albert Einstein                                                 
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#14
RE: Dolly the Sheep
(January 5, 2021 at 6:17 am)RozzerusUnrelentus Wrote: The account in Genesis 2 (and the repeated moral teaching in the Gospels) surrounding the appearance of Eve is believed by many Christians to be an absolutely true occurrence, and not allegorical.

Whilst the moral teaching of family unity and its benefits can be lauded, the physical process of getting to a family is bizarre if the tale is true and the bible and their god's methods are the exemplars.

Dolly (1996-2003) was the first mammal to be cloned from an adult cell. God didn't know cloning could be done like that, so he used a full rib of poor Adam's, then changed the DNA and chromosomes, to create Eve.

So in order to propagate the species and maintain family unity, you have to:

Get yourself cloned, have your chromosomes altered, then go screw yourself.

(to the tune of 'Home on the Range')

Oh, give me a clone
A clone of my own!
With the Y chromosome
Changed to X
And when I'm alone
With that clone of my own,
We will think about
Nothing but sex!
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