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Dolly the Sheep
#1
Dolly the Sheep
The account in Genesis 2 (and the repeated moral teaching in the Gospels) surrounding the appearance of Eve is believed by many Christians to be an absolutely true occurrence, and not allegorical.

Whilst the moral teaching of family unity and its benefits can be lauded, the physical process of getting to a family is bizarre if the tale is true and the bible and their god's methods are the exemplars.

Dolly (1996-2003) was the first mammal to be cloned from an adult cell. God didn't know cloning could be done like that, so he used a full rib of poor Adam's, then changed the DNA and chromosomes, to create Eve.

So in order to propagate the species and maintain family unity, you have to:

Get yourself cloned, have your chromosomes altered, then go screw yourself.
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#2
RE: Dolly the Sheep
When I was in high school one of my classmates swore that men had one fewer ribs than women. I invited him to examine the picture of a human skeleton in one of the library books and he not only absolutely refused to look at it, he ran off. Ever since then I've called that "the Bible bolt."
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#3
RE: Dolly the Sheep
(January 5, 2021 at 8:05 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: When I was in high school one of my classmates swore that men had one fewer ribs than women. I invited him to examine the picture of a human skeleton in one of the library books and he not only absolutely refused to look at it, he ran off. Ever since then I've called that "the Bible bolt."

I've even heard that on quizzes (adult.) Men have one less rib than women - true or false?

Er....
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#4
RE: Dolly the Sheep
At least she's not being wasted.

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#5
RE: Dolly the Sheep
(January 5, 2021 at 6:17 am)RozzerusUnrelentus Wrote: The account in Genesis 2 (and the repeated moral teaching in the Gospels) surrounding the appearance of Eve is believed by many Christians to be an absolutely true occurrence, and not allegorical.

Whilst the moral teaching of family unity and its benefits can be lauded, the physical process of getting to a family is bizarre if the tale is true and the bible and their god's methods are the exemplars.

Dolly (1996-2003) was the first mammal to be cloned from an adult cell. God didn't know cloning could be done like that, so he used a full rib of poor Adam's, then changed the DNA and chromosomes, to create Eve.

So in order to propagate the species and maintain family unity, you have to:

Get yourself cloned, have your chromosomes altered, then go screw yourself.

Mythology will never have a lick of credibility. Planes don't fly because the bird god of Horus. The lightbulb was not invented by Thor.
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#6
RE: Dolly the Sheep
Actually, women have one fewer ribs than men - when she goes to the ladies, I sneak one off her plate.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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RE: Dolly the Sheep
(January 5, 2021 at 11:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Actually, women have one fewer ribs than men - when she goes to the ladies, I sneak one off her plate.

Boru

Men have testosterone. If there were no women, there would be no humans.  Brawn is bullshit to claim it is the most important aspect of evolution.
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RE: Dolly the Sheep
(January 5, 2021 at 12:23 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 5, 2021 at 11:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Actually, women have one fewer ribs than men - when she goes to the ladies, I sneak one off her plate.

Boru

Men have testosterone. If there were no women, there would be no humans.  Brawn is bullshit to claim it is the most important aspect of evolution.

Dafuq does that have to do with me sneaking part of my wife’s din-dins?

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#9
RE: Dolly the Sheep
@RozzerusUnrelentus
Theres another great one in magic book, that I think you'll like. Jacobs goatfucking sticks. Gen 30(ish)?
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RE: Dolly the Sheep
(January 5, 2021 at 12:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 5, 2021 at 12:23 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Men have testosterone. If there were no women, there would be no humans.  Brawn is bullshit to claim it is the most important aspect of evolution.

Dafuq does that have to do with me sneaking part of my wife’s din-dins?

Boru

You hide Twinkies and Ding Dongs and ABBA songs in every nook and cranny of your house. Under your mattress, under your floorboards.
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