Dolly the Sheep

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Dafuq does that have to do with me sneaking part of my wife’s din-dins?

Boru

You hide Twinkies and Ding Dongs and ABBA songs in every nook and cranny of your house. Under your mattress, under your floorboards.

Typical deflection. Try answering my question.

Boru

[Fake Messiah]

So in order to propagate the species and maintain family unity, you have to:

Get yourself cloned, have your chromosomes altered, then go screw yourself.

BREAKING NEWS stories in the Bible don't make sense



But talking about clones: if some guy has an identical twin brother and that brother has kids, does that mean that those kids are also his children?

[arewethereyet]

Actually, women have one fewer ribs than men - when she goes to the ladies, I sneak one off her plate.

Boru

Men have testosterone. If there were no women, there would be no humans.  Brawn is bullshit to claim it is the most important aspect of evolution.

Hey, dorkboy, women have testosterone too.

[polymath257]

The account in Genesis 2 (and the repeated moral teaching in the Gospels) surrounding the appearance of Eve is believed by many Christians to be an absolutely true occurrence, and not allegorical.

Whilst the moral teaching of family unity and its benefits can be lauded, the physical process of getting to a family is bizarre if the tale is true and the bible and their god's methods are the exemplars.

Dolly (1996-2003) was the first mammal to be cloned from an adult cell. God didn't know cloning could be done like that, so he used a full rib of poor Adam's, then changed the DNA and chromosomes, to create Eve.

So in order to propagate the species and maintain family unity, you have to:

Get yourself cloned, have your chromosomes altered, then go screw yourself.

(to the tune of 'Home on the Range')

Oh, give me a clone
A clone of my own!
With the Y chromosome
Changed to X
And when I'm alone
With that clone of my own,
We will think about
Nothing but sex!