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This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 6:08 am
A New Valentine's Day Tradition
Quote:For just $5, the San Antonio Zoo will name a cockroach after your former significant other and feed it to a bird, reptile or mammal. It's part of the zoo's "Cry Me a Cockroach" event on Valentine's Day.
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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 7:56 am
How much extra to use the actual significant other?
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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 8:17 am
This is really fucked up! Now turn off the light will ya?
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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 11:20 am
How much to fed the cocroach to your ex??
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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 12:26 pm
(February 5, 2021 at 11:54 am)Brian37 Wrote: (February 5, 2021 at 6:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A New Valentine's Day Tradition
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In related news, Melania says, "Damn, not divorced yet."
Stop.
Just.Fucking.Stop.
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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 1:16 pm
I tried feeding my ex to the roaches.
They refused.
Apparently roaches have strict standards.
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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 1:19 pm
(February 5, 2021 at 1:17 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (February 5, 2021 at 1:16 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I tried feeding my ex to the roaches.
They refused.
Apparently roaches have strict standards.
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Like machine guns laypeople don't need?
Yes, machine guns have very strict standards.
Fucking idiot. It's too early to be drunk.
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