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This Is Genius On Several Levels

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This Is Genius On Several Levels
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This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 6:08 am
A New Valentine's Day Tradition

Quote:For just $5, the San Antonio Zoo will name a cockroach after your former significant other and feed it to a bird, reptile or mammal. It's part of the zoo's "Cry Me a Cockroach" event on Valentine's Day.

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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 7:56 am
How much extra to use the actual significant other?
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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 8:17 am
This is really fucked up! Now turn off the light will ya?


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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 11:20 am
How much to fed the cocroach to your ex??
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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 11:54 am
(February 5, 2021 at 6:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A New Valentine's Day Tradition

Quote:For just $5, the San Antonio Zoo will name a cockroach after your former significant other and feed it to a bird, reptile or mammal. It's part of the zoo's "Cry Me a Cockroach" event on Valentine's Day.

Boru

In related news, Melania says, "Damn, not divorced yet."
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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 12:26 pm
(February 5, 2021 at 11:54 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 5, 2021 at 6:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A New Valentine's Day Tradition


Boru

In related news, Melania says, "Damn, not divorced yet."

Stop.

Just.Fucking.Stop.

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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 1:16 pm
I tried feeding my ex to the roaches.


They refused.


Apparently roaches have strict standards.


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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 1:17 pm
(February 5, 2021 at 1:16 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I tried feeding my ex to the roaches.


They refused.


Apparently roaches have strict standards.


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Like machine guns laypeople don't need?
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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 1:19 pm
(February 5, 2021 at 1:17 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 5, 2021 at 1:16 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I tried feeding my ex to the roaches.


They refused.


Apparently roaches have strict standards.


...

Like machine guns laypeople don't need?
Yes, machine guns have very strict standards.

Fucking idiot.  It's too early to be drunk.
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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 1:23 pm
(February 5, 2021 at 1:19 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(February 5, 2021 at 1:17 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Like machine guns laypeople don't need?
Yes, machine guns have very strict standards.

Fucking idiot.  It's too early to be drunk.

Him drunk is an improvement.


It means he'll soon nod off in a puddle of his own piss and quit bothering everyone....
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