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This Is Genius On Several Levels

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This Is Genius On Several Levels
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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 1:28 pm
(February 5, 2021 at 1:23 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(February 5, 2021 at 1:19 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Yes, machine guns have very strict standards.

Fucking idiot.  It's too early to be drunk.

Him drunk is an improvement.


It means he'll soon nod off in a puddle of his own piss and quit bothering everyone....

Yes because the flooded market of firearms is far less deadly than an ABBA fan pointing out that more guns doesn't make us safer.
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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 1:28 pm
(February 5, 2021 at 1:19 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:  It's too early to be drunk.

Blasphemy.  Time is merely an illusion that prevents us from being fully inebriated in the present.
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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 1:30 pm (This post was last modified: February 5, 2021 at 1:30 pm by arewethereyet.)
(February 5, 2021 at 1:28 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote:
(February 5, 2021 at 1:19 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:  It's too early to be drunk.

Blasphemy.  Time is merely an illusion that prevents us from being fully inebriated in the present.

I didn't say it was too early to drink...it is too early for drunk posting - at least on the east coast. So, you behave too.
  
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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 1:32 pm
(February 5, 2021 at 1:30 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(February 5, 2021 at 1:28 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Blasphemy.  Time is merely an illusion that prevents us from being fully inebriated in the present.

I didn't say it was too early to drink...it is too early for drunk posting - at least on the east coast. So, you behave too.

Exactly how is saying that Melania should divorce the orange fuck fall on any habits? 

Would you stay married to that fuckface?
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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 1:38 pm
(February 5, 2021 at 1:28 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 5, 2021 at 1:23 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Him drunk is an improvement.


It means he'll soon nod off in a puddle of his own piss and quit bothering everyone....

Yes because the flooded market of firearms is far less deadly than an ABBA fan pointing out that more guns doesn't make us safer.

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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 1:46 pm
(February 5, 2021 at 1:32 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 5, 2021 at 1:30 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I didn't say it was too early to drink...it is too early for drunk posting - at least on the east coast. So, you behave too.

Exactly how is saying that Melania should divorce the orange fuck fall on any habits? 

Would you stay married to that fuckface?

Your habit is trying to shoehorn Trump/guns/ABBA into every fucking thread you can. It’s not only getting old, it’s bordering on trolling. Take the hint.

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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 3:43 pm
(February 5, 2021 at 1:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 5, 2021 at 1:32 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Exactly how is saying that Melania should divorce the orange fuck fall on any habits? 

Would you stay married to that fuckface?

Your habit is trying to shoehorn Trump/guns/ABBA into every fucking thread you can. It’s not only getting old, it’s bordering on trolling. Take the hint.

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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 4:12 pm
(February 5, 2021 at 1:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 5, 2021 at 1:32 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Exactly how is saying that Melania should divorce the orange fuck fall on any habits? 

Would you stay married to that fuckface?

Your habit is trying to shoehorn Trump/guns/ABBA into every fucking thread you can. It’s not only getting old, it’s bordering on trolling. Take the hint.

Boru

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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 4:25 pm
(February 5, 2021 at 4:12 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 5, 2021 at 1:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Your habit is trying to shoehorn Trump/guns/ABBA into every fucking thread you can. It’s not only getting old, it’s bordering on trolling. Take the hint.

Boru

How do you know the big bang was not caused by Agnetha, Benny, Bjorn, and Anni Frid?

Keep it up. See what happens.

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RE: This Is Genius On Several Levels
February 5, 2021 at 7:41 pm
<Sits in comfy chair with a bowl of popcorn and a beer>
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