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Putting it in my mouth

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Putting it in my mouth
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#501
RE: Putting it in my mouth
November 28, 2022 at 4:36 am (This post was last modified: November 28, 2022 at 4:42 am by Rev. Rye.)
A twist on an old classic:
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Required:
Tortilla Chips
Cheese (of multiple kinds, sliced and maybe shredded)
Bacon
Microwave
Mortar and Pestle

1) Cook four slices of bacon in the microwave for 2:30. Maybe a bit more for it to be extra crispy (this crispiness will be important later). Put it aside until Step 5.
2) Create a good monolayer of tortilla chips onto the same plate used to microwave bacon, spread out to cover the plate.
3) Tear some slices of cheese to cover the tortilla chips. Maybe add additional cheddar and Parmesan cheese to fill in the gaps.
4) Microwave for 30 seconds.
5) Grind up the bacon from Step 1 in a mortar and pestle. It should be crispy enough that it can easily be ground into dust.
6) Sprinkle bacon dust onto microwaved nachos.
7) Enjoÿ.
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#502
RE: Putting it in my mouth
December 7, 2022 at 4:20 pm
Gentlemen, behold! The Plague Lunch.

For those of us who have to deal with a COVID-19 infection and don’t want to spend to much effort making something. 

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  • Instant mashed potatoes (just add Smart Water, for electrolytes) 
  • Four slices of bacon, cooked in the microwave for 2 1/2 minutes.
  • Chewable Vitamin C tablets
  • A small glass of milk. A bit of a double edged sword, I admit, but even as it creates even more mucus, it’s also extremely good at hydration.
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#503
RE: Putting it in my mouth
December 10, 2022 at 5:26 pm
(December 7, 2022 at 4:20 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Gentlemen, behold! The Plague Lunch.

For those of us who have to deal with a COVID-19 infection and don’t want to spend to much effort making something. 

[Image: 5-F3-FE81-E-58-DC-47-E5-B4-DF-2411-E4-D657-E8.jpg]
  • Instant mashed potatoes (just add Smart Water, for electrolytes) 
  • Four slices of bacon, cooked in the microwave for 2 1/2 minutes.
  • Chewable Vitamin C tablets
  • A small glass of milk. A bit of a double edged sword, I admit, but even as it creates even more mucus, it’s also extremely good at hydration.

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RE: Putting it in my mouth
December 11, 2022 at 3:50 pm
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
December 12, 2022 at 10:16 pm
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
December 13, 2022 at 12:30 am
Korean BBQ beef short ribs and Yukon gold potatoes.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
December 16, 2022 at 10:53 pm
Aguachile (a spicy raw shrimp preparation), coconut-lime agua fresca, and a churro.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
December 18, 2022 at 10:30 pm (This post was last modified: December 18, 2022 at 10:31 pm by LinuxGal.)
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
December 18, 2022 at 11:32 pm
Chocolate banana protein smoothie.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
December 20, 2022 at 12:46 am
Chicken nuggets.
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