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Putting it in my mouth
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
February 11, 2024 at 7:56 pm
Made a grilled ham and cheese sandwich out of some of the ham I made yesterday.
  
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
February 12, 2024 at 12:13 am
Still haven't had my wings yet. I had some garlic bread with marinara sauce in the third quarter. I think I'll stay up late tonight. Have a late supper.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
February 12, 2024 at 12:46 am
Earlier: my foot.

Now: turkey and Swiss rolled up with a spoonful of hummus in the middle.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
February 12, 2024 at 3:34 am (This post was last modified: February 12, 2024 at 3:37 am by Goosebump. Edit Reason: world ended )
(February 11, 2024 at 7:56 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Made a grilled ham and cheese sandwich out of some of the ham I made yesterday.

You MADE Ham... everybody just let this go. You said you MADE Ham. HOW? I asked from the taste of the ham, for I had been... ... earlier.

P.S. Making ham is an involved process. I am surprised more people aren't shocked at this. This is like next level survival shit. If you can make a ham and the world ends, you won't miss it.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
February 12, 2024 at 5:21 am
(February 12, 2024 at 3:34 am)Goosebump Wrote:
(February 11, 2024 at 7:56 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Made a grilled ham and cheese sandwich out of some of the ham I made yesterday.

You MADE Ham... everybody just let this go. You said you MADE Ham. HOW? I asked from the taste of the ham, for I had been... ... earlier.

P.S. Making ham is an involved process. I am surprised more people aren't shocked at this. This is like next level survival shit. If you can make a ham and the world ends, you won't miss it.

Making ham isn't hard, but you need to learn about things like context and reading comprehension.

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RE: Putting it in my mouth
February 12, 2024 at 5:34 am
(February 12, 2024 at 5:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 12, 2024 at 3:34 am)Goosebump Wrote: You MADE Ham... everybody just let this go. You said you MADE Ham. HOW? I asked from the taste of the ham, for I had been... ... earlier.

P.S. Making ham is an involved process. I am surprised more people aren't shocked at this. This is like next level survival shit. If you can make a ham and the world ends, you won't miss it.

Making ham isn't hard, but you need to learn about things like context and reading comprehension.

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this was petty, even for you. Name the first 9 steps in making a ham =).
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
February 12, 2024 at 5:42 am
(February 12, 2024 at 5:34 am)Goosebump Wrote:
(February 12, 2024 at 5:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Making ham isn't hard, but you need to learn about things like context and reading comprehension.

Boru
this was petty, even for you. Name the first 9 steps in making a ham =).

1. Get a pig.

2. Kill the pig.

3. Butcher the pig.

4.Choose hind or shoulder.

5. Brine the ham.

6. Cure the ham.

7. Wash the ham.

8. Dry the ham.

9. Smoke the ham.

I've done this more times than you've had hot dinners.

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RE: Putting it in my mouth
February 12, 2024 at 6:02 am
Now do it again and leave us alone the adults are talking.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
February 12, 2024 at 6:02 am
At least we'll get some bacon out of your hot wind.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
February 12, 2024 at 2:23 pm
Fettucine in cacio e pepe sauce with a garlic & herb seasoned chicken breast. I burned my hand. Ow.
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