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The Bilbo is the oldest living form of Hobbit we have
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The Bilbo is the oldest living form of Hobbit we have
April 3, 2021 at 9:46 pm
Parody thread.

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RE: The Bilbo is the oldest living form of Hobbit we have
April 3, 2021 at 10:35 pm
The dildo is the oldest form of meat substitute we have.
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RE: The Bilbo is the oldest living form of Hobbit we have
April 3, 2021 at 11:26 pm
Especially when Leonard Nimoy sings about him





And I like how fans turn into little children begging Nimoy to sing it, and he's signing something while singing few lines and fans get ecstatic.
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RE: The Bilbo is the oldest living form of Hobbit we have
April 4, 2021 at 5:32 am
The filo-dough is the oldest form of pastry we have.

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RE: The Bilbo is the oldest living form of Hobbit we have
April 4, 2021 at 8:30 am
I know that play-doh rhymes but I can't think where to go with it.

Um.................... yes I doh.

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RE: The Bilbo is the oldest living form of Hobbit we have
April 4, 2021 at 8:38 am
(April 3, 2021 at 9:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Parody thread.

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Thread title is completely wrong. As every student of the true history of Middle Earth knows, Gerontius Took, the first Took, is the true progenitor of the Hobbits.
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RE: The Bilbo is the oldest living form of Hobbit we have
April 4, 2021 at 9:12 am
(April 4, 2021 at 8:38 am)Nomad Wrote:
(April 3, 2021 at 9:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Parody thread.

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Thread title is completely wrong.  As every student of the true history of Middle Earth knows, Gerontius Took, the first Took, is the true progenitor of the Hobbits.

It is indeed wrong, but not for the reason you state - the first Hobbit to take the name of ‘Took’ was Isumbras Took, the 13th Thain Of The Shire. He preceded Gerontius by some 700  years, and was not the progenitor of the Hobbits.

The title is wrong because the oldest hobbit was Sméagol.

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RE: The Bilbo is the oldest living form of Hobbit we have
April 5, 2021 at 1:49 am
So ... this thread has something to do with the whole Middle Earth universe?
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