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Such A Promising Headline and
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Such A Promising Headline and
March 10, 2011 at 11:05 am
such a disappointment!


Quote:Great Tits Also Have Age-Related Defects

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/201...130215.htm
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RE: Such A Promising Headline and
March 10, 2011 at 5:19 pm (This post was last modified: March 10, 2011 at 5:26 pm by Dotard.)
DAMNIT!
Some good one-liners in there though......


The article about tits Wrote:older great tits keep on breeding every year, says Bouwhuis: 'They carry on to the bitter end'.

Such hardworking great tits do age more swiftly than tits that get going at a more relaxed pace,

'It's the theory of the "disposable body" -- investing in offspring instead of body maintenance. But why all great tits don't follow this tactic is not clear.'

It's perfectly possible that elderly great tits have aging characteristics that we just don't notice but which are very clear to other great tits.'


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RE: Such A Promising Headline and
March 10, 2011 at 5:52 pm
I was not expecting that. Nope, not at all.
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RE: Such A Promising Headline and
March 10, 2011 at 10:04 pm (This post was last modified: March 10, 2011 at 10:14 pm by Violet.)
I have no idea what to think, this title and following quotes has left me dazed and confused... It will be some time before I rationalize this as a win for me.

Edit: explanation: Me and boyfriend are competing with each other to break each others brains better. Minimalist Just broke mine hard though, so I'll have to recover before I can use it. I am so showing that man up for his reliance on the likes of uncyclepedia.
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RE: Such A Promising Headline and
March 10, 2011 at 11:31 pm
Although great tits can live for nine years, breeding success declines rapidly after the age of two. Nevertheless, older great tits keep on breeding every year, says Bouwhuis: 'They carry on to the bitter end'.
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March 11, 2011 at 2:49 am
Quote:Me and boyfriend are competing with each other to break each others brains better.


Is that anything like breaking each others balls?
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RE: Such A Promising Headline and
March 11, 2011 at 2:52 am
(March 11, 2011 at 2:49 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Me and boyfriend are competing with each other to break each others brains better.

Is that anything like breaking each others balls?

Figuratively? Yes. And thank you for providing me with that gem Smile It shall be used to great effect in this war ^_^
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RE: Such A Promising Headline and
April 8, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Lol this made my day.
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RE: Such A Promising Headline and
April 8, 2011 at 2:28 pm
(March 10, 2011 at 11:05 am)Minimalist Wrote: such a disappointment!


Quote:Great Tits Also Have Age-Related Defects

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/201...130215.htm

I might point out that the greater the tit, the earlier strike the age-related defects. Even with tits, moderation is key to longevity.

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