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Why I'm Proud To Be A Kiwi
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Why I'm Proud To Be A Kiwi
May 21, 2021 at 6:14 am
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RE: Why I'm Proud To Be A Kiwi
May 21, 2021 at 7:10 am
(May 21, 2021 at 6:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4Ch Wrote: Boru

Chitty Chitty Bin Bin?

When someone is referencing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, they are showing the rings on their California Redwood trunks. The atoms of the universe look at this joke and say, "Half life, never heard of her."
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RE: Why I'm Proud To Be A Kiwi
May 21, 2021 at 7:18 am
You mean my rubbish is going to be picked up by one of those trucks?

I hope they have arson insurance?

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RE: Why I'm Proud To Be A Kiwi
May 21, 2021 at 10:51 am
Everytime I read stuff about New Zealand it makes me want to go live there even more. Immigration sucks tho. Technically it's like going back to school.
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RE: Why I'm Proud To Be A Kiwi
May 21, 2021 at 10:54 am
(May 21, 2021 at 10:51 am)AkiraTheFighter24 Wrote: Everytime I read stuff about New Zealand it makes me want to go live there even more. Immigration sucks tho. Technically it's like going back to school.

No shit. I'll take NZ or Australia.
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RE: Why I'm Proud To Be A Kiwi
May 21, 2021 at 11:07 am
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Up to no good, it looks like.
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RE: Why I'm Proud To Be A Kiwi
May 21, 2021 at 11:42 am
(May 21, 2021 at 11:07 am)no one Wrote: [Image: kiwi-drought2-1536x1020.jpg]

Up to no good, it looks like.
I thought Boru would be taller.
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RE: Why I'm Proud To Be A Kiwi
May 21, 2021 at 12:08 pm (This post was last modified: May 21, 2021 at 12:16 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(May 21, 2021 at 11:42 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(May 21, 2021 at 11:07 am)no one Wrote: [Image: kiwi-drought2-1536x1020.jpg]

Up to no good, it looks like.
I thought Boru would be taller.

I am. Though there’s nothing in the photo for scale, that bird is over six feet tall.

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RE: Why I'm Proud To Be A Kiwi
May 21, 2021 at 12:15 pm
(May 21, 2021 at 7:10 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(May 21, 2021 at 6:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4Ch Wrote: Boru

Chitty Chitty Bin Bin?

When someone is referencing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, they are showing the rings on their California Redwood trunks. The atoms of the universe look at this joke and say, "Half life, never heard of her."

I understand that you want to make jokes like the big kids do. But if you’re going to make a joke about the age references in the nicknames, you’d have done better to go with ‘Recyclosaurus Rex’. ‘Chitty Chitty Bang Bang’ is only 57 years old, while T. Rex flourished more that 60 million years ago.

Of course, your joke still wouldn’t have been funny, just more appropriate.

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RE: Why I'm Proud To Be A Kiwi
May 21, 2021 at 12:24 pm
(May 21, 2021 at 12:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 21, 2021 at 11:42 am)arewethereyet Wrote: I thought Boru would be taller.

I am. Though there’s nothing in the photo for scale, that bird is over six feet tall.

Boru

That must be a big damn road!
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