Drive-thru ashes!

[Thor]

I would love to record and broadcast the confessions to show how bad Christians can be, and they call us non-religious immoral

It doesn't matter what they do as long as they accept Jesus as their savior! Then, Jesus absolves you of all your sins and your ticket to heaven is punched!

I've even asked these morons if Hitler would be welcomed into heaven if he accepted Jesus as his savior and asked forgiveness prior to dying. Almost unanimously, they say "I think so". I then ask if Gandhi is in heaven. Again, almost unanimously they tell me that if Gandhi didn't accept Jesus then he would not be allowed into heaven.

So heaven is a place that would warmly welcome a racist and killer of historic proportions while closing its doors to a man who achieved justice and freedom for millions through peaceful means.

The mind just boggles....

[Jax]

I would love to record and broadcast the confessions to show how bad Christians can be, and they call us non-religious immoral

It doesn't matter what they do as long as they accept Jesus as their savior! Then, Jesus absolves you of all your sins and your ticket to heaven is punched!

I've even asked these morons if Hitler would be welcomed into heaven if he accepted Jesus as his savior and asked forgiveness prior to dying. Almost unanimously, they say "I think so". I then ask if Gandhi is in heaven. Again, almost unanimously they tell me that if Gandhi didn't accept Jesus then he would not be allowed into heaven.

So heaven is a place that would warmly welcome a racist and killer of historic proportions while closing its doors to a man who achieved justice and freedom for millions through peaceful means.

The mind just boggles....

hock: There was this statistic somewhere on the internet that shows that there are more Christians who go to prison than other religions/non-religious... I wouldn't like a Heaven with a bunch of criminals.

[Thor]

hock: There was this statistic somewhere on the internet that shows that there are more Christians who go to prison than other religions/non-religious... I wouldn't like a Heaven with a bunch of criminals.

It's pretty pathetic. You can commit all manner of horrible crimes, but as long as you accept Jesus, all is forgiven!

It reminds me of something I heard from a standup comedian. He said, "When I was a boy I wanted a bicycle. I didn't pray for God to get me a bicycle because I know praying doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and asked for forgiveness."