I'm supposed to be the dictator......

[no one]

To your credit, you got the dic part down. 

[Brian37]

OH MY GOD, lets all just walk with sticks up our ass 24/7 and never let our hair down. 

Sorry, I love being mundane, and silly and talking about every day life. Sorry that bothers you. 

I love the fact that my cat does what he does. Pretty sure others reading this have pets that do different things they love.

Of course - people love their pets and the silly things they do. We currently have 3 1/2 cats, and they’re a constant source of amusement.

But why do you feel the need to tell us this one thing about your cat, over and over and over? Once is cute, twice can be an oversight, but 10 times is just fucking annoying.

Boru

OH MY GOD, MY JOB IS TO ALWAYS TALK LIKE HAWKINS AND HITCHENS AND HARRIS AND BRIAN GREENE. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME. 

My job is to fart QM theory in every post, got it. Forgive me for having a life.

[Ravenshire]

Nope, I’m not. I’m not saying your cat doesn’t wake you up. I’m not saying your cat shouldn’t wake you up.

I’m saying that you gain nothing by telling us for at least the tenth time that your cat wakes you up.

Boru

To be fair, 37 has probably slept since the last time he told us.

We have a thread for random thoughts, so what I wonder is this: Why does 37 feel compelled to make a new thread every time his few functional synapses randomly fire.

[arewethereyet]

To be fair, 37 has probably slept since the last time he told us.

We have a thread for random thoughts, so what I wonder is this: Why does 37 feel compelled to make a new thread every time his few functional synapses randomly fire.

Someone told 37 there's a prize for starting the most threads.  Extra points for oh-so-witty thread titles...even more if they harken back to music or sitcoms of the 80s.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Of course - people love their pets and the silly things they do. We currently have 3 1/2 cats, and they’re a constant source of amusement.

But why do you feel the need to tell us this one thing about your cat, over and over and over? Once is cute, twice can be an oversight, but 10 times is just fucking annoying.

Boru

OH MY GOD, MY JOB IS TO ALWAYS TALK LIKE HAWKINS AND HITCHENS AND HARRIS AND BRIAN GREENE. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME. 

My job is to fart QM theory in every post, got it. Forgive me for having a life.

No said you have to talk like those people. No one said you have to discuss quantum mechanics. No one even said you shouldn’t talk about your cat. 

You seem to have missed my point entirely.

Boru

[Anomalocaris]

To be fair, 37 has probably slept since the last time he told us.

We have a thread for random thoughts, so what I wonder is this: Why does 37 feel compelled to make a new thread every time his few functional synapses randomly fire.

There is a 1 to 1 electrical connection between Brian’s brain cells and the keys on his computer keyboard.

[Brian37]

We have a thread for random thoughts, so what I wonder is this: Why does 37 feel compelled to make a new thread every time his few functional synapses randomly fire.

Someone told 37 there's a prize for starting the most threads.  Extra points for oh-so-witty thread titles...even more if they harken back to music or sitcoms of the 80s.

What's wrong with music or sitcoms of the 80s?

[Angrboda]

OH MY GOD, MY JOB IS TO ALWAYS TALK LIKE HAWKINS AND HITCHENS AND HARRIS AND BRIAN GREENE. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME. 

I think a lot of us would be equally as happy if you just didn't talk.

[Sal]

I don't know why I even bother reading his threads, TBH.

[Fireball]

I don't know why I even bother reading his threads, TBH.

I generally avoid them due to the inane content and his unapposite responses to what other people post. But I got bored today and looked into a few. I'm out, again.