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Sometimes Humanity gives you a glimpse of hope

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Sometimes Humanity gives you a glimpse of hope
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Sometimes Humanity gives you a glimpse of hope
July 27, 2021 at 11:48 pm
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RE: Sometimes Humanity gives you a glimpse of hope
July 28, 2021 at 4:02 am
Similar to a philosophy among woodworkers.

From time to time, it is vital to clean your table saw top. If it starts to rust, clean it with mineral spirits. If your workpiece isn’t moving smoothly, clean it with paste wax. If your best bud visits your shop and plunks his canned drink down on your table saw, you can remove those pesky bloodstains with mild detergent.

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RE: Sometimes Humanity gives you a glimpse of hope
July 28, 2021 at 7:46 am
I once used my wife's fabric scissors to cut a piece of paper. When she got home my sons couldn't keep their yawps shut about what I had done.  Dodgy  Cutting one piece of paper ain't gonna/didn't hurt those scissors. I did give her a substitute (claw) hammer when she went into my tools. One doesn't use a planishing hammer for nails.  Tut Tut
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RE: Sometimes Humanity gives you a glimpse of hope
July 28, 2021 at 8:11 am
(July 28, 2021 at 4:02 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Similar to a philosophy among woodworkers.

From time to time, it is vital to clean your table saw top. If it starts to rust, clean it with mineral spirits. If your workpiece isn’t moving smoothly, clean it with paste wax. If your best bud visits your shop and plunks his canned drink down on your table saw, you can remove those pesky bloodstains with mild detergent.

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RE: Sometimes Humanity gives you a glimpse of hope
July 28, 2021 at 9:29 am
One of the first things my kids learned was to never use my sewing scissors for anything. Ever.
  
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RE: Sometimes Humanity gives you a glimpse of hope
July 28, 2021 at 11:01 am
Call CPS, jail Judi for leaving scissors laying about. My god, the kid could have been running and cutting. Panic
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RE: Sometimes Humanity gives you a glimpse of hope
July 28, 2021 at 11:02 am
In this house it' s always the other way around...


She won' t keep her hands off my Monocoat (R/C airplane covering) scissors......
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RE: Sometimes Humanity gives you a glimpse of hope
July 28, 2021 at 12:00 pm
I toyed with the idea of divorce when my wife used my brand new $200 mortising chisel to unblock the disposal.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Sometimes Humanity gives you a glimpse of hope
July 28, 2021 at 12:38 pm (This post was last modified: July 28, 2021 at 12:39 pm by onlinebiker.)
(July 28, 2021 at 12:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I toyed with the idea of divorce when my wife used my brand new $200 mortising chisel to unblock the disposal.

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Gotcha beat.

I caught my ex trying to use my vintage Brown and Sharpe vernier 6 inch calipers as an adjustable wrench to tighten a bolt....

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RE: Sometimes Humanity gives you a glimpse of hope
July 28, 2021 at 12:49 pm
(July 28, 2021 at 12:38 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(July 28, 2021 at 12:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I toyed with the idea of divorce when my wife used my brand new $200 mortising chisel to unblock the disposal.

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Gotcha beat.

I caught my ex trying to use my vintage Brown and Sharpe vernier 6 inch calipers as an adjustable wrench to tighten a bolt....

Mad

Yup, you win. Great

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