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It's A Quote
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Wasn't it originally something like, "I will eat your leftist ass!"? Either way, it's amusing in a weird way.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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If cats looked like frogs we'd realise what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
- Terry Pratchett

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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"Always get the receipt. It's better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it. Like a flamethrower "
- Me to a rather startled nurse last night

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(March 16, 2024 at 8:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: If cats looked like frogs we'd realise what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
- Terry Pratchett

Good looking people can get away with things less attractive people can't.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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(March 16, 2024 at 8:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Always get the receipt. It's better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it. Like a flamethrower "
- Me to a rather startled nurse last night

Who were you using the flamethrower on at the hospital?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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(March 16, 2024 at 10:53 pm)Foxaèr Wrote:
(March 16, 2024 at 8:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Always get the receipt. It's better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it. Like a flamethrower "
- Me to a rather startled nurse last night

Who were you using the flamethrower on at the hospital?

Management.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

― The Great Gatsby (1925)

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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"In a few days, I will lose two world titles, back to back. Because I decided not to go to Saudi Arabia. I refuse to play by special rules, to wear abaya, to be accompanied by a man so I can leave the hotel, so I don't feel like a second class person.
I will follow my principles and not compete in the World Fast Chess and Blitz Championship where in just 5 days I could have won more money than dozens of other tournaments combined. This is all very nasty but the sad part is no one seems to care. Bitter feelings but can't go back. "
—Anna Muzychuk
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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"Like, i thought I liked dick, and then I heard a gay guy talk about it, and I was like 'Oh, no. I think it's just okay.' Gay guys talk about dick the way men wished women talked about dick. Straight men, if you want someone to love your dick, be gay! Gay guys talk about dick the way kids talk about Christmas. They're like, 'Is it here, yet? Can i open it?'" - Michelle Wolf
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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