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RE: What do you know today that you didn't know yesterday?
May 20, 2022 at 3:51 pm
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A) Someone, somewhere (most likely in Philadelphia) was almost certainly conceived because their parents saw Garfield getting eaten by a fish and got so horny they couldn't be bothered to wait until the ride was over before they shot their load.
B) Because the ride only opened in 2004, none of them grew up to be main characters of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
I legit don’t know which is more surprising.
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RE: What do you know today that you didn't know yesterday?
May 20, 2022 at 5:40 pm
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RE: What do you know today that you didn't know yesterday?
May 20, 2022 at 9:51 pm
British taps have 'Cold' on the "LEFT" and 'Hot' on the "RIGHT".
VERY important details for non lethal shower operations.
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RE: What do you know today that you didn't know yesterday?
May 22, 2022 at 11:38 am
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The total length of all the blood vessels in your body will reach more than 1/4 of the distance from the earth to the moon.
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RE: What do you know today that you didn't know yesterday?
May 22, 2022 at 11:50 am
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Ludwig van Beethoven, the great composer, only learned the most basic arithmetic and did not ever learn how to multiply or divide. Once he found it necessary to multiply 65 by 50 before someone else. He wrote out 65 fifty times and added them up.