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Oil Prices Plummet
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RE: Oil Prices Plummet
March 31, 2022 at 2:04 pm
(March 31, 2022 at 1:55 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: somehow I suspect you would sing a different tune if it was trump doing this to shore up his re-election chances.

Somehow I suspect you have not been paying an iota of attention.

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Trump is just as stupid and yes - he probably WOULD do it for the same reason -

Political fellatio.

Sucking off the voter cock at every chance - BEFORE an election.... After? Bwaaahahahaha...

Self service you ignorant constituents....
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RE: Oil Prices Plummet
March 31, 2022 at 2:19 pm
(March 31, 2022 at 12:59 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Biden stupidly dips into the strategic reserve....

Then when we NEED it, there won' t be any.

Fckn douche.

You realize that Congress has been selling off the reserve to fund your deficit for years, right?

And I’m sure you also realize that the SPR is not a fixed quantity - it gets replenished on a more or less regular basis.

Also, you’re no doubt aware that at the rate Biden is releasing the oil, it would take (if it never, ever gets replenished) about two years to deplete it, assuming the US bought and consumed no other oil during that time.

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RE: Oil Prices Plummet
March 31, 2022 at 2:33 pm
So quit calling it The Strategic Reserve.

Call it "The Spoiled Children' s Answer To Making Bad Decisions Reserve" -

Then all the spoiled fucks can drive 9 person sized SUV' s down to Walmart and buy a flashlight battery.....
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RE: Oil Prices Plummet
March 31, 2022 at 3:09 pm
(March 31, 2022 at 2:33 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: So quit calling it The Strategic Reserve.

Call it "The Spoiled Children' s Answer To Making Bad Decisions Reserve" -

Then all the spoiled fucks can drive 9 person sized SUV' s down to Walmart and buy a flashlight battery.....

Lower oil production - and consequently higher prices - is a strategic issue. The whole point of the reserve is to address supply disruptions. Biden is using it exactly for that reason.

Under what circumstances would you be ok with seeing it used?

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RE: Oil Prices Plummet
March 31, 2022 at 3:12 pm
(March 31, 2022 at 3:09 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 31, 2022 at 2:33 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: So quit calling it The Strategic Reserve.

Call it "The Spoiled Children' s Answer To Making Bad Decisions Reserve" -

Then all the spoiled fucks can drive 9 person sized SUV' s down to Walmart and buy a flashlight battery.....

Lower oil production - and consequently higher prices - is a strategic issue. The whole point of the reserve is to address supply disruptions. Biden is using it exactly for that reason.

Under what circumstances would you be ok with seeing it used?

Boru


Under circumstances where the oil will be poured into Prince William sound in Alaska?   

I’ll sidle away now.
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RE: Oil Prices Plummet
March 31, 2022 at 3:14 pm
(March 31, 2022 at 3:12 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(March 31, 2022 at 3:09 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Lower oil production - and consequently higher prices - is a strategic issue. The whole point of the reserve is to address supply disruptions. Biden is using it exactly for that reason.

Under what circumstances would you be ok with seeing it used?

Boru


Under circumstances where the oil will be poured into Prince William sound in Alaska?   

I’ll sidle away now.

Good.

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RE: Oil Prices Plummet
March 31, 2022 at 3:43 pm
(March 31, 2022 at 2:04 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(March 31, 2022 at 1:55 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: somehow I suspect you would sing a different tune if it was trump doing this to shore up his re-election chances.

Somehow I suspect you have not been paying an iota of attention.

...

Trump is just as stupid and yes - he probably WOULD do it for the same reason -

Political fellatio.

Sucking off the voter cock at every chance - BEFORE an election.... After? Bwaaahahahaha...

Self service you ignorant constituents....

2024 here so soon? "But mom, just five minutes more...."
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RE: Oil Prices Plummet
March 31, 2022 at 3:49 pm
Quote:Call it "The Spoiled Children' s Answer To Making Bad Decisions Reserve" -
Yeah bad decisions ....Like having civilization.... Dodgy
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RE: Oil Prices Plummet
March 31, 2022 at 4:32 pm
(March 31, 2022 at 11:17 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The price of oil has dropped drastically, at at-the-pump petrol prices should also decline fairly quickly. You know what this means?




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