Articles of Distraction

[Silver]

Christian influencer gets holy water breast implants
Only Sky

[arewethereyet]

Blessed be thy boobs?

[Angrboda]

I think I need a full-body baptism.

[Fake Messiah]

They should make their baby drink it



https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/20...azil-dyed/

[The Valkyrie]

Beyond Meat exec Doug Ramsey accused of biting man's nose in road rage attack outside college football game

An executive of a vegan food products company has been charged with felony battery and making a terroristic threat after a fracas outside a football game in which he's accused of biting a man's nose, Arkansas officials said. Beyond Meat Chief Operations Officer Doug Ramsey has been accused of a road rage attack outside Saturday's game between the Arkansas Razorbacks and Missouri State Bears in Fayetteville, Arkansas, according to Fayetteville television station KNWA.

Wooooo Pig!

Just a happy cannibal......

Obviously not a True Vegan™.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

If you got upset over Lizzo playing James Madison’s crystal flute, but didn’t bat an eye when Taylor Swift played Ben Franklin’s piano, you’re a racist. Full stop.

Boru

[Fake Messiah]

[HappySkeptic]

Perhaps its a political statement about Red states half-way on their way to turning Blue?

Really.  Some people just like the color purple.

[arewethereyet]

Don't care.  I just ate a handful of peanut M&Ms...one of my favorite candies.  Might I note that there used to be dark brown and light brown?  One of them is gone now.  Red took a hiatus due to supposedly dangerous dye.  I would purchase and eat a whole bag of purple M&Ms and not give a thought to the politics of it all.  

Holy Keeriste...the things people get worked up about....the green one was too sexy...really?  

I knew when I saw this 'big announcement' a few days ago there would be blowback from people who have too much time on their hands.

[Silver]

Trevor Noah’s surprise Daily Show departure is apparently part of network-wide upheaval
AV Club

Last week, Trevor Noah shocked the world by announcing that he will be leaving The Daily Show at some point in the future (he didn’t say when, just that it would be happening), and by “shocked the world,” we mean it: The announcement was reportedly news to some members of the show’s staff and even to people at Comedy Central, but according to a new Hollywood Reporter piece, it’s emblematic of some much bigger issues at the network.

Those issues seem to have been exacerbated by the rise of current MTV Entertainment Group CEO Chris McCarthy, who rose up through the ranks of Viacom’s unscripted division and has recently decided that Comedy Central should not be making live-action, scripted comedies… or, really, anything but South Park. THR notes that it was under McCarthy’s watch that Drunk History was canned, that South Side and The Other Two were handed over to HBO Max, and that a development deal with Paul W. Downs and Lucia Aniello—who later co-created HBO Max’s Hacks—was canceled.