Articles of Distraction

[Paraselene]

RuPaul fans are obsessed with video of him laughing in man’s face

https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/01/08/r...mans-face/

[Fake Messiah]

Wow, Beckhams are really shitty parents.

According to Brooklyn Beckham, they are rude towards his wife.

Peltz Beckham said his parents attempted to “ruin [his] relationship since before [his] wedding,” adding that the behavior “hasn’t stopped.” He said the interference began well before the April 2022 ceremony and continued in the years that followed.

According to Peltz Beckham, Nicola had originally planned to wear a Victoria Beckham design, but Victoria canceled the dress “in the eleventh hour,” forcing Nicola to find an alternative, which ended up being a Valentino gown.

Peltz Beckham claimed Victoria called him “evil” because he and Nicola chose to seat their grandmothers—Nanny Sandra, David’s mother, and Nicola’s Nanny Naunni—at their table, as both women were attending the wedding without their husbands.

He said this decision became a point of conflict between him and his mother.

The night before the wedding, Peltz Beckham said certain family members told him that Nicola was “not blood” and “not family.”

Peltz Beckham said that Victoria took over his and Nicola’s planned first dance at their wedding. He said the dance had been organized “weeks in advance to a romantic love song.”

He wrote: “In front of our 500 wedding guests, Marc Anthony called me to the stage, where in the schedule was planned to be my romantic dance with my wife but instead my mum was waiting to dance with me instead.”

Peltz Beckham said Victoria “danced very inappropriately” with him during the moment that was intended to be his first dance with Nicola.

He wrote: “My mum hijacked my first dance with my wife...She danced very inappropriately on me in front of everyone. I’ve never felt more uncomfortable or humiliated in my entire life.” He hinted that this incident was why he and Nicola renewed their vows in August 2025, saying they wanted new wedding memories that “were not filled with anxiety and embarrassment.”

He added that he and Nicola had traveled to London, England, for David’s lavish 50th birthday celebrations but were repeatedly rejected by him. He wrote: “We waited in our hotel room trying to plan quality time with him.”

He alleged that David only agreed to meet if Nicola was not invited, and that when the Beckham family later traveled to Los Angeles, California, they “refused to see Brooklyn at all.”

https://www.newsweek.com/entertainment/1...t-11384846

In his defense, Victoria always seemed like a possessive mom who would be jealous of his girlfriends.

[Fake Messiah]

She's just saying that to keep the relationship secret.

No, Mia Khalifa Is Not Dating Mr. Bean’s Rowan Atkinson

Despite the rumours and possibly AI-generated pictures doing the rounds on social media platforms like X, former adult star Mia Khalifa has clarified that she is not dating Rowan Atkinson, the veteran comedian known for his role as Mr. Bean. Khalifa shared a post on X clarifying that she was indeed dating someone, but that was not Atkinson.

“Guys, I am dating a fool, but it’s not Mr. Bean,” she wrote, putting the rumors to bed.

Mia Khalifa has not revealed who she is dating. Meanwhile, Rowan Atkinson has been in a relationship with Louise Ford since 2013 and even shares a kid with her.

The rumors originally emerged after a satirical Instagram account (@thedudehumorreport) shared a post claiming the two have been quietly dating since last year (via Complex). The post went viral, and many actually took it seriously. It included some other renowned accounts on X, which reshared the news.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/cele...46693.html

[Thumpalumpacus]

Wow, Beckhams are really shitty parents.

According to Brooklyn Beckham, they are rude towards his wife.

Peltz Beckham said his parents attempted to “ruin [his] relationship since before [his] wedding,” adding that the behavior “hasn’t stopped.” He said the interference began well before the April 2022 ceremony and continued in the years that followed.

According to Peltz Beckham, Nicola had originally planned to wear a Victoria Beckham design, but Victoria canceled the dress “in the eleventh hour,” forcing Nicola to find an alternative, which ended up being a Valentino gown.

Peltz Beckham claimed Victoria called him “evil” because he and Nicola chose to seat their grandmothers—Nanny Sandra, David’s mother, and Nicola’s Nanny Naunni—at their table, as both women were attending the wedding without their husbands.

He said this decision became a point of conflict between him and his mother.

The night before the wedding, Peltz Beckham said certain family members told him that Nicola was “not blood” and “not family.”

Peltz Beckham said that Victoria took over his and Nicola’s planned first dance at their wedding. He said the dance had been organized “weeks in advance to a romantic love song.”

He wrote: “In front of our 500 wedding guests, Marc Anthony called me to the stage, where in the schedule was planned to be my romantic dance with my wife but instead my mum was waiting to dance with me instead.”

Peltz Beckham said Victoria “danced very inappropriately” with him during the moment that was intended to be his first dance with Nicola.

He wrote: “My mum hijacked my first dance with my wife...She danced very inappropriately on me in front of everyone. I’ve never felt more uncomfortable or humiliated in my entire life.” He hinted that this incident was why he and Nicola renewed their vows in August 2025, saying they wanted new wedding memories that “were not filled with anxiety and embarrassment.”

He added that he and Nicola had traveled to London, England, for David’s lavish 50th birthday celebrations but were repeatedly rejected by him. He wrote: “We waited in our hotel room trying to plan quality time with him.”

He alleged that David only agreed to meet if Nicola was not invited, and that when the Beckham family later traveled to Los Angeles, California, they “refused to see Brooklyn at all.”

https://www.newsweek.com/entertainment/1...t-11384846

In his defense, Victoria always seemed like a possessive mom who would be jealous of his girlfriends.

Yuck. You should've cut those apron strings yourself and long ago, boyo. That shit's creeptastic.

[Mr Greene]

Wow, Beckhams are really shitty parents.

According to Brooklyn Beckham, they are rude towards his wife.

Peltz Beckham said his parents attempted to “ruin [his] relationship since before [his] wedding,” adding that the behavior “hasn’t stopped.” He said the interference began well before the April 2022 ceremony and continued in the years that followed.

According to Peltz Beckham, Nicola had originally planned to wear a Victoria Beckham design, but Victoria canceled the dress “in the eleventh hour,” forcing Nicola to find an alternative, which ended up being a Valentino gown.

Peltz Beckham claimed Victoria called him “evil” because he and Nicola chose to seat their grandmothers—Nanny Sandra, David’s mother, and Nicola’s Nanny Naunni—at their table, as both women were attending the wedding without their husbands.

He said this decision became a point of conflict between him and his mother.

The night before the wedding, Peltz Beckham said certain family members told him that Nicola was “not blood” and “not family.”

Peltz Beckham said that Victoria took over his and Nicola’s planned first dance at their wedding. He said the dance had been organized “weeks in advance to a romantic love song.”

He wrote: “In front of our 500 wedding guests, Marc Anthony called me to the stage, where in the schedule was planned to be my romantic dance with my wife but instead my mum was waiting to dance with me instead.”

Peltz Beckham said Victoria “danced very inappropriately” with him during the moment that was intended to be his first dance with Nicola.

He wrote: “My mum hijacked my first dance with my wife...She danced very inappropriately on me in front of everyone. I’ve never felt more uncomfortable or humiliated in my entire life.” He hinted that this incident was why he and Nicola renewed their vows in August 2025, saying they wanted new wedding memories that “were not filled with anxiety and embarrassment.”

He added that he and Nicola had traveled to London, England, for David’s lavish 50th birthday celebrations but were repeatedly rejected by him. He wrote: “We waited in our hotel room trying to plan quality time with him.”

He alleged that David only agreed to meet if Nicola was not invited, and that when the Beckham family later traveled to Los Angeles, California, they “refused to see Brooklyn at all.”

https://www.newsweek.com/entertainment/1...t-11384846

In his defense, Victoria always seemed like a possessive mom who would be jealous of his girlfriends.

For a group who are allegedly obsessed by their social media profile, when was the last time we heard about them?
Now of course they're front page news. Probability of the entire thing being staged?

[Mr Greene]