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Face of Jesus on a tea towel
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Face of Jesus on a tea towel
April 7, 2011 at 5:11 pm (This post was last modified: April 7, 2011 at 5:12 pm by Welsh cake.)
Roisin McCourt was left speechless after pulling a tea towel from her tumble dryer to find a brown stain in the shape of Jesus' face on it. Naturally, she told everyone.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/860245-face...-tea-towel

What's really sad is that she's receiving calls from fellow believers who want to see the Jesus stain. I can just imagine the Daz laundry detergent adverts to follow: Whiter-than-any-Bleach-Daz is a miracle! Results so fast that even get rid of those tough Jesus stains.

I hope none of your laundry has Jesus stains... ewww. >.<
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RE: Face of Jesus on a tea towel
April 7, 2011 at 5:27 pm
The other day I pulled a piece of toilet paper out of my ass and found a brown stain in the shape of Jesus' face on it. I did not tell anybody.
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RE: Face of Jesus on a tea towel
April 7, 2011 at 6:04 pm
She's a typical pattern seeking primate. Typical stain + pattern seeking monkey = face of another monkey.
They seem to forget that we are hard wired to look for human like faces in just about everything.
I still say it's belief through wish/desire and not truth.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: Face of Jesus on a tea towel
April 7, 2011 at 6:22 pm
(April 7, 2011 at 6:04 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: She's a typical pattern seeking primate. Typical stain + pattern seeking monkey = face of another monkey.
They seem to forget that we are hard wired to look for human like faces in just about everything.
I still say it's belief through wish/desire and not truth.

If the experiment could be repeated with the same conditions(the face of jesus coming up everytime) indefinately, that would catch my attention, otherwise its just people that want their imaginary friend to exist.
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RE: Face of Jesus on a tea towel
April 7, 2011 at 6:28 pm
[Image: tb_jesuslead-lg-mdn.jpg]

I found Jesus on the Internet.
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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RE: Face of Jesus on a tea towel
April 7, 2011 at 6:33 pm (This post was last modified: April 7, 2011 at 6:34 pm by Minimalist.)
(April 7, 2011 at 5:27 pm)Chuck Wrote: The other day I pulled a piece of toilet paper out of my ass and found a brown stain in the shape of Jesus' face on it. I did not tell anybody.


That's how everyone can tell you aren't a xtian!

(April 7, 2011 at 6:28 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: [Image: tb_jesuslead-lg-mdn.jpg]

I found Jesus on the Internet.



Ugly motherfucker.
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RE: Face of Jesus on a tea towel
April 7, 2011 at 9:29 pm
"Face of Jesus on a tea towel"

They gotta mean his butt on an unlaundered 2KY old diaper!
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