Isaiah 53, 700 B.C: Historical Evidence of the Divine Omniscience.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

The very definition of a Prophet is to foretell future events.

The very definition of a Heffalump: A Heffalump is a type of elephant-like character in the Winnie-the-Pooh stories by A. A. Milne. Heffalumps are mentioned, and only appear, in Pooh and Piglet's dreams in Winnie-the-Pooh (1926), and seen again in The House at Pooh Corner (1928). Physically, they resemble elephants; E. H. Shepard's illustration shows an Indian elephant. They are later featured in the animated television series The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988–1991), followed by two animated films in 2005, Pooh's Heffalump Movie and Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie.

Neither creature above is real.

Heffalumps and Woozles steal honey. I wouldn’t put it past a prophet to do the same.

Boru

[LinuxGal]

The Book of Daniel, by predicting Christ would come in the 1st Century A.D. before the fall of the Temple of Jerusalem which it prophesied to happen shortly afterward (and which did happen)

Let's look at Daniel 9:25-26

From the going forth of the commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem unto the Messiah the Prince shall be seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks [sixty-nine weeks total]: the street shall be built again, and the wall, even in troublous times. And after threescore and two weeks [sixty-two weeks] the Messiah shall be cut off, but not for himself: and the people of the prince that shall come shall destroy the city and the sanctuary; and the end thereof shall be with a flood.

So there you go, it says weeks, and yet Jesus supposedly came 500 years after this.

The phrase "Messiah the Prince" does not apply to Jesus, because Jesus was no "prince".

It also ends by saying, "And the end thereof shall be with a flood," but Jerusalem was never destroyed with a flood.

Daniel 9:24 Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city, to finish the transgression, and to make an end of sins...

Gosh, no more sins now!