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RE: What's Weird About Your Family?
August 24, 2023 at 12:02 pm
(August 23, 2023 at 4:27 pm)FrustratedFool Wrote: I'm twice the age of my girlfriend.
I live with my ex-wife.
I'm married to a sex doll which my ex-wife bought for me.
My ex-wife, her boyfriend, and my girlfriend, and my child all attended the sexdoll wedding, and we all get on well together.
So is your sex doll your girlfriend? If so how can you be twice her age? Is her age the date she was manufactured?
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RE: What's Weird About Your Family?
August 24, 2023 at 12:03 pm
(This post was last modified: August 24, 2023 at 12:04 pm by FrustratedFool.)
No. My sexdoll is one of my objectum lovers (now wives/husbands).
My girlfriend is a human.
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RE: What's Weird About Your Family?
August 24, 2023 at 12:11 pm
(This post was last modified: August 24, 2023 at 12:12 pm by paulpablo.)
(August 24, 2023 at 12:03 pm)FrustratedFool Wrote: No. My sexdoll is one of my objectum lovers (now wives/husbands).
My girlfriend is a human.
OK I've never heard of anything like this before and if you're willing you could answer some questions about it.
I understand it that you've got a thing for objects but what led to you feeling the need to publicly have a marriage to an object?
Does your actual gf not get jealous or annoyed by your sexual attentions being directed towards an object rather than her?
I'm guessing you're attracted to humans aswell as objects, are you attracted to one more than the other? Are objects just easier to use? Or are you genuinely as attracted to objects as you are people?
You know on this forum people often start up threads like "ask me anything" if anyone should have one of those threads it seems like you'd be a good candidate.
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RE: What's Weird About Your Family?
August 24, 2023 at 12:23 pm
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I'm happy to answer all your questions. Do you think it's better to start a thread so as to not derail this one? I will start one. But I don't want to seem an egoist.
Edit: I've started a new thread. Please ask over there.
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RE: What's Weird About Your Family?
August 24, 2023 at 1:42 pm
My father had four wives (serial monogamist), my mother was the second. I used to be the oldest of eleven (me, a brother and sister, a half-brother and three half-sisters, and four step-brothers and sisters). Now I'm the oldest of six (my half-brother died and my second step-mother divorced my father, so I'm not really related to the steps anymore).
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RE: What's Weird About Your Family?
August 24, 2023 at 5:15 pm
(August 23, 2023 at 4:06 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: (August 23, 2023 at 3:38 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I am eight years older than my husband. It's weird... 
I'm nine years older than my wife, works for us (35 years in December)
One weird thing, we had to wait for her divorce to get finalised before we could marry... didn't realise until years later that they spelled her name wrong on the original paperwork and she was never legally married in the first place!
The husband being older is quite common. Tradition in large parts of rural Ireland was that a farmer's eldest son wouldn't marry until he inherited the farm. As a result you'd quite regularly see married couples where the groom was up to twenty years older than his bride.
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