My Desperate Testimony

[JohnDG]

Sounds to me like that family brainwashed you, I read allot of books too and yes there are some greatly beutiful, fantastic sounding ones. But remember its just a book, written by people, it even says in the bible "this was not written by men, but by god"(hint hint). I know it sounds awesome and we all fear death in one way or another but it's just a book. I like the lord of the rings, but i don't take it as devine truth.

[theVOID]

JSteel, shut up and take your meds, then strap yourself back into that straight jacket and return to the fucking mental hospital!

[LastPoet]

Hmmm, alot of hit and runs lately.

[Zen Badger]

GOD in his WISDOM wrote JESUS is my SAVIOUR on my heart with his HOLY FIRE.

That's gotta hurt!

I felt naked and ashamed.

I've never felt shame, when naked. To what do you attribute that?

He probably has a tiny penis......

@ Jsteele..... be a good lad and fuck off.

Thanks.

[KichigaiNeko]

Just more evidence that religion is a bad thing....poor JSteele....terrified of his own shadow...what ever happened to the "War on Terror"???

[Minimalist]

I am part of the LIVING BODY OF CHRIST...

You are out of your fucking mind.

Kindly go blow jesus out your ass.

Yet another internet to Min, for the most appropriate yet pithy response to yet more tedious and arrogant fuckwittery.

Oh fuck, Pad. I've lost track of how much I owe you in shipping and handling charges.

[Cinjin]

I am part of the LIVING BODY OF CHRIST...

Which part?! Gross.

GOD in his WISDOM wrote JESUS is my SAVIOUR on my heart with his HOLY FIRE.

Ouch.

GOD stopped me from walking further from him, by allowing my soul to be sent to HELL.
I was taken out of my body and sent to a place of UTTER and COMPLETE darkness and silence.
JESUS was there with GODS accuser, the father of lies.

darkness and silence? dude, you were just at Catholic Mass.
Have they changed the rules on me??? Can you come and go from hell whenever you want now???
Jesus spends time in hell now?!?! WHAT brand of christianity is this?????

GOD has led me to this site to testify that GOD is the LIVING GOD and JESUS does SAVE our souls from GODS judgement.

Did GOD use Google to lead you to this site? Cause if he did, I guess GOD lead me here too.

You do realize that you just said that the being who led you here to save us - led you here to save us from himself. You do realize that right? You understand how fucking ridiculous that sounds right?

Your god lead you here to save us from his wrath. Are all god's people stupider than shit?

[Minimalist]

Just another one-shit wonder. Probably broke into mommy's computer so he could get brownie points from his invisible friend.

[Zenith]

I tell you this out of desperation !!
If you wish to debate or deny it ...fine !!
But read and understand ... first please !!!
This may be your first AND last chance...
I am part of the LIVING BODY OF CHRIST...

Understand....I trust in and fear GODS COMMAND.... " thou shalt not bear false witness "

I tell my testimony.....to bring only PRAISE and GLORY to GOD...showing his TRUE character of LOVE and FORGIVENESS.
I was adopted into a christian family.
GOD in his WISDOM wrote JESUS is my SAVIOUR on my heart with his HOLY FIRE.
Unfortunately the example from elders at the home I was raised in were NOT following GODS WORD and I was led away from GODS HOLY LIGHT.
My life became utterly selfish and I was condemned in GODS sight.
GOD stopped me from walking further from him, by allowing my soul to be sent to HELL.
I was taken out of my body and sent to a place of UTTER and COMPLETE darkness and silence.
JESUS was there with GODS accuser, the father of lies.
I was stunned and in disbelief.... I instantly gained the wisdom that all of GODS WORD was fact....not just another book.
I felt naked and ashamed.
I prayed on my knees to JESUS through my heart and begged him to SAVE ME ! from that place and send me back to Earth no matter the difficulties.
And here I am.
GOD has led me to this site to testify that GOD is the LIVING GOD and JESUS does SAVE our souls from GODS judgement.
I have also learnt that for JESUS to save me from myself and my sin...that he IS LOVE and FORGIVENESS.

Because of my life-changing experience, I now understand the message of JESUS... to take the message of SALVATION to the WORLD ...and save as many people... from GODS judgement.

I've just seen this... The first thought: is this guy joking or it's for real??

Second thought: it appears that this goes has not replied since then. If he was a real 'believer' he would have defended his faith, his God, his poem, or something. Also, notice that he didn't write as his faith "Christian" or "theist" or "agnostic theist" or something. It's the funny, ridiculous "BELIEVER"! Also, note that he emphasizes some specific words.

Most surely it's a fake. And the poem is meant to be ridiculous (especially be emphasizing those words). And he's probably an atheist.

[reverendjeremiah]

I tell you this out of desperation !!

Oh FUCK! Here we go again...

If you wish to debate or deny it ...fine !!

Liar. You dont want it debated or denied. You want to "save" us.

But read and understand ... first please !!!

$10 bucks says you havent even read your Bible cover to cover.

This may be your first AND last chance...

..and a hearty "fuck you" too. Im so fucking afraid of your imaginary Hell.

I am part of the LIVING BODY OF CHRIST...

Understand....I trust in and fear GODS COMMAND....

Fucking coward...afraid of the boogey man.

" thou shalt not bear false witness "

If that were true, Christianity would have been dumped a long time ago, along with Islam, and Judaism, and...

I tell my testimony.....to bring only PRAISE and GLORY to GOD...showing his TRUE character of LOVE and FORGIVENESS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmOH5f1J1...re=related

I was adopted into a christian family.

GOD in his WISDOM wrote JESUS is my SAVIOUR on my heart with his HOLY FIRE.

Unfortunately the example from elders at the home I was raised in were NOT following GODS WORD and I was led away from GODS HOLY LIGHT.

Surely not only was it their fault, but yours as well...fucking loser!

My life became utterly selfish and I was condemned in GODS sight

Oh the shame. How dare you enjoy your life. Now kneel before ZOD..er...I mean kneel before GOD!

GOD stopped me from walking further from him, by allowing my soul to be sent to HELL.

Your god is such a prick. Thankfully I do not worship that asshat.

I was taken out of my body and sent to a place of UTTER and COMPLETE darkness and silence.

JESUS was there with GODS accuser, the father of lies.

I was stunned and in disbelief.... I instantly gained the wisdom that all of GODS WORD was fact....not just another book.

Fucking delusional liar. Stop it. Just fucking stop the lies you egotistical fuckwad.

I felt naked and ashamed.

I prayed on my knees to JESUS through my heart and begged him to SAVE ME ! from that place and send me back to Earth no matter the difficulties.

LIAR! Honestly, you are a deluded hunk of lying, corn encrusted brown trout. Where is the handle so I can flush this shit down?

And here I am.

GOD has led me to this site to testify that GOD is the LIVING GOD and JESUS does SAVE our souls from GODS judgement.

..and I'm a pony. Actually I hope to grow up one day to be a beautiful unicorn and live forever in Lollipop Land with the Gilfers and Munchkins!

I have also learnt that for JESUS to save me from myself and my sin...that he IS LOVE and FORGIVENESS.

..and I have learned that my unicorn horn will contain great power if you only just believe. It hurts me when you refuse to believe? Why would you want to hurt me? All I want is your love.

Because of my life-changing experience, I now understand the message of JESUS... to take the message of SALVATION to the WORLD ...and save as many people... from GODS judgement.

And dancing badger only wants the world to dance. If we are dancing, then we are not fighting! Isnt that wonderful sounding?