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#241
RE: Christmas insanity
December 24, 2023 at 11:36 am
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#242
RE: Christmas insanity
December 24, 2023 at 4:52 pm (This post was last modified: December 24, 2023 at 4:53 pm by Fake Messiah.)
Oh no! Chröstmas is coming in a few hours and I still haven't posted all of the memes that I gathered. Can you imagine the tragedy if I failed to post this one in time?

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Or this?!

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#243
RE: Christmas insanity
December 24, 2023 at 7:14 pm
Man, this year's Christmas message from the President was weird.



Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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#244
RE: Christmas insanity
December 26, 2023 at 2:48 am
It's still Christmas in some parts of the world so here is the last one for this season

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#245
RE: Christmas insanity
December 26, 2023 at 3:06 am
Also, this showed up in my YouTube feed:



Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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RE: Christmas insanity
December 26, 2023 at 10:04 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#247
RE: Christmas insanity
December 26, 2023 at 10:57 am
For Christmas Harley caught her first squirrel. Of everyone and everything in the family, I am pretty sure she was the most excited.
I'm your huckleberry.
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#248
RE: Christmas insanity
December 26, 2023 at 2:42 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Christmas insanity
December 27, 2023 at 10:20 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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