For the forgetful among us.
That I'm on call this weekend...
That I'm on call this weekend...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
What do you NOT know today that you knew yesterday?
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For the forgetful among us.
That I'm on call this weekend... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
That my partner asked me to make sure she was awake before I went to work. Fortunately, the dog remembered.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
(October 25, 2024 at 5:42 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: That my partner asked me to make sure she was awake before I went to work. Fortunately, the dog remembered. Our dog has a great internal clock. It's takes about a two weeks to get her back on schedule after the DST change.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Husband has been off work since Tuesday. He has had lovely sleep in mornings while the dogs have made sure that I knew it time for someone to be up and around at 4 am.
The cat knows when it's three in the afternoon even if I am distracted. That's when he gets his wet food and the parrot gets fed. (October 25, 2024 at 6:23 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Husband has been off work since Tuesday. He has had lovely sleep in mornings while the dogs have made sure that I knew it time for someone to be up and around at 4 am. Practically every morning my cat wakes me up around 1.30 to 2.30 am to be fed (I get up at 4am) Meanwhile, the other cat, the youngest, just stays curled up in a ball and sleeps. She and the rabbit (did I mention I now have a rabbit? His name is Stu.) are fed when I get up. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (October 25, 2024 at 6:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(October 25, 2024 at 6:23 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Husband has been off work since Tuesday. He has had lovely sleep in mornings while the dogs have made sure that I knew it time for someone to be up and around at 4 am. Rabbit Stu...why am I not surprised by this? (October 25, 2024 at 10:45 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(October 25, 2024 at 6:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Practically every morning my cat wakes me up around 1.30 to 2.30 am to be fed (I get up at 4am) I'm becoming predictable? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Finn expects to be let out the first time I get up during the night (I'm old and it's rare that I don't get up at least twice), but he let's me sleep...as long as I don't sleep TOO long before I get up the first time. If I do, he licks my eyes, very effective at waking me up.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
Where the hell I left my Allen wrenches. Only took an hour to figure it out, then I find that I didn't need them after all.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
RE: What do you NOT know today that you knew yesterday?
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(This post was last modified: 4 hours ago by Rev. Rye.)
I can confidently say that anyone who’s watched this video probably left it knowing less about decompression sickness than they did before they clicked play.
Seriously, you start by saying that, out of every 100 particles of air, 97 are nitrogen and 21 are oxygen, and it just gets more bizarre from there. Maybe they try in the middle, but once they introduce the tornado into the mix, the metaphor just loses all meaning.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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