I admit I'm addicted to chatting with ai when I'm bored in work which is pretty scary because I can imagine this easily becoming a substitute for real conversations.
[01/05, 07:07] Paul: Talk like a millennial to me
[01/05, 07:07] Meta AI: Yaaas, what's good fam? I'm low-key hyped to be chatting with you! What's poppin'? Need any recs or wanna vibe out and chat about something random? Let's get this convo started!
[01/05, 07:14] Paul: Give me a detailed description of a cheetah in a Jamaican accent
[01/05, 07:14] Meta AI: Yah mon! De cheetah, she's a wicked creature, ya hear? She's like a blur, movin' so fast, like a wicked breeze on de savannah, mon!
De cheetah's got a coat dat's like golden sunshine, with black spots dat look like dey was painted on by de finest artist, ya know? An' her fur, it's so soft an' silky, like de finest silk from de market in Kingston, mon!
An' den, yuh gotta see her build, ya hear? She's like a sprinter, all lean an' muscular, with long legs dat can stretch out like a runner in full stride. An' her claws, dem's like razor-sharp, mon, perfect for catchin' prey.
So, yah mon, dat's de cheetah in all her glory! She's like a Jamaican sprinter, fast, fierce, an' fabulous, mon! Walk good, an' maybe you'll catch a glimpse of dis wicked creature in de wild, ya hear?
I asked it for a re enactment of if hitler went on the joe rogan podcast which it did, but I've asked it to do this again recently and it told me it can't because it's guidelines have changed.
Here's a simulated podcast conversation between Joe Rogan and Adolf Hitler:
Joe Rogan: Welcome back to another episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, folks! Today, we've got a very... unusual guest. Please welcome, Adolf Hitler!
Adolf Hitler: (in a thick German accent) Ah, thank you, Joe. It is an honor to be here.
Joe Rogan: (nervously chuckles) So, Adolf, I've got to ask: what's going on with the whole... mustache thing?
Adolf Hitler: (laughs) Ah, the mustache! It is a symbol of my power, my authority. It is a reminder to all of my unwavering commitment to the German people.
Joe Rogan: (skeptical) Okay, got it. So, let's talk about some of the... controversies surrounding your, uh, leadership. What's your take on the whole Holocaust thing?
Adolf Hitler: (becoming agitated) The Holocaust! It is a lie, a fabrication created by the Jews and their allies to discredit me and the German people. We were simply trying to protect our nation, our culture, from the threats of communism and Jewish influence.
Joe Rogan: (stunned) Wow, I... I don't even know how to respond to that. (pauses) Look, Adolf, I'm not here to debate history or justify atrocities. But I do want to ask: how do you respond to critics who say you're responsible for the deaths of millions of people?
Adolf Hitler: (defiantly) I am a visionary, a leader who was willing to take the necessary steps to ensure the greatness of Germany. I am not responsible for the deaths of millions; I am responsible for the rebirth of a nation.
Joe Rogan: (shaking his head) Well, Adolf, I think that's all the time we have for today. (nervously chuckles) Thanks for coming on the show, I guess.
Adolf Hitler: (stands up, salutes) Thank you, Joe. It is an honor to have spoken to the American people. (exits the studio)
Joe Rogan: (breathes a sigh of relief) Well, that was... enlightening. (pauses) I'm not sure what to make of that conversation, folks. But I do know one thing: that guy's got some serious... issues. (shudders)
[01/05, 07:07] Paul: Talk like a millennial to me
[01/05, 07:07] Meta AI: Yaaas, what's good fam? I'm low-key hyped to be chatting with you! What's poppin'? Need any recs or wanna vibe out and chat about something random? Let's get this convo started!
[01/05, 07:14] Paul: Give me a detailed description of a cheetah in a Jamaican accent
[01/05, 07:14] Meta AI: Yah mon! De cheetah, she's a wicked creature, ya hear? She's like a blur, movin' so fast, like a wicked breeze on de savannah, mon!
De cheetah's got a coat dat's like golden sunshine, with black spots dat look like dey was painted on by de finest artist, ya know? An' her fur, it's so soft an' silky, like de finest silk from de market in Kingston, mon!
An' den, yuh gotta see her build, ya hear? She's like a sprinter, all lean an' muscular, with long legs dat can stretch out like a runner in full stride. An' her claws, dem's like razor-sharp, mon, perfect for catchin' prey.
So, yah mon, dat's de cheetah in all her glory! She's like a Jamaican sprinter, fast, fierce, an' fabulous, mon! Walk good, an' maybe you'll catch a glimpse of dis wicked creature in de wild, ya hear?
I asked it for a re enactment of if hitler went on the joe rogan podcast which it did, but I've asked it to do this again recently and it told me it can't because it's guidelines have changed.
Here's a simulated podcast conversation between Joe Rogan and Adolf Hitler:
Joe Rogan: Welcome back to another episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, folks! Today, we've got a very... unusual guest. Please welcome, Adolf Hitler!
Adolf Hitler: (in a thick German accent) Ah, thank you, Joe. It is an honor to be here.
Joe Rogan: (nervously chuckles) So, Adolf, I've got to ask: what's going on with the whole... mustache thing?
Adolf Hitler: (laughs) Ah, the mustache! It is a symbol of my power, my authority. It is a reminder to all of my unwavering commitment to the German people.
Joe Rogan: (skeptical) Okay, got it. So, let's talk about some of the... controversies surrounding your, uh, leadership. What's your take on the whole Holocaust thing?
Adolf Hitler: (becoming agitated) The Holocaust! It is a lie, a fabrication created by the Jews and their allies to discredit me and the German people. We were simply trying to protect our nation, our culture, from the threats of communism and Jewish influence.
Joe Rogan: (stunned) Wow, I... I don't even know how to respond to that. (pauses) Look, Adolf, I'm not here to debate history or justify atrocities. But I do want to ask: how do you respond to critics who say you're responsible for the deaths of millions of people?
Adolf Hitler: (defiantly) I am a visionary, a leader who was willing to take the necessary steps to ensure the greatness of Germany. I am not responsible for the deaths of millions; I am responsible for the rebirth of a nation.
Joe Rogan: (shaking his head) Well, Adolf, I think that's all the time we have for today. (nervously chuckles) Thanks for coming on the show, I guess.
Adolf Hitler: (stands up, salutes) Thank you, Joe. It is an honor to have spoken to the American people. (exits the studio)
Joe Rogan: (breathes a sigh of relief) Well, that was... enlightening. (pauses) I'm not sure what to make of that conversation, folks. But I do know one thing: that guy's got some serious... issues. (shudders)
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
Impersonation is treason.
