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Conversations with the big guy
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Conversations with the big guy
December 2, 2021 at 3:31 pm (This post was last modified: December 2, 2021 at 3:47 pm by Angrboda.)
Do you know what you want for Christmas? Tell us and my crack staff of elven sex slaves will relay your wishes to Santa.

So, whaddya want for Christmas!
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RE: Conversations with the big guy
December 2, 2021 at 3:34 pm
My fucking Social Security to come through so I have some spending money around here.

But seriously all I need/want is just my PS3 (which I already own I just need my folks to send it to me) and some crystal light until I got money to buy soda again. I'm not too picky.

I wouldn't mind the AVGN video game either. I'd like to do a tribute to James Rofle's Angry Video Game Nerd on my channel someday.
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RE: Conversations with the big guy
December 2, 2021 at 4:26 pm
Whirled peas.

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RE: Conversations with the big guy
December 2, 2021 at 4:37 pm
I would wish a Scottish accent so that I can speak like Sean Connery.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Conversations with the big guy
December 2, 2021 at 4:38 pm
(December 2, 2021 at 3:31 pm)Angrboda Wrote: Do you know what you want for Christmas?  Tell us and my crack staff of elven sex slaves will relay your wishes to Santa.

So, whaddya want for Christmas!

Honestly? I just want it to be over.

Xmas is the loneliest time of the year for me, and has been for many years. Very self indulgent and self pitying of me I know.  Blush
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RE: Conversations with the big guy
December 2, 2021 at 4:42 pm
An elven sex slave. One that does not want to be independent or a dentist!
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RE: Conversations with the big guy
December 2, 2021 at 5:08 pm
I want my brain from 15 years ago put in my body from 30 years ago while retaining memories from all years.  Can't wait for Christmas morning!

Thanks, Santa!
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December 2, 2021 at 5:45 pm
(December 2, 2021 at 3:31 pm)Angrboda Wrote: Do you know what you want for Christmas?  Tell us and my crack staff of elven sex slaves will relay your wishes to Santa.

So, whaddya want for Christmas!

For it to be over.
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RE: Conversations with the big guy
December 2, 2021 at 6:05 pm
(December 2, 2021 at 4:42 pm)brewer Wrote: An elven sex slave. One that does not want to be independent or a dentist!


Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite.
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RE: Conversations with the big guy
December 2, 2021 at 7:09 pm
I want the Pope and clergy to move out of the Vatican and turn those palaces into apartments for the Syrian refugees.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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