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sry but THIS IS BULLSHIT
#21
RE: sry but THIS IS BULLSHIT
(April 23, 2011 at 4:11 pm)Red_Baron Wrote: Fuck where do I start....

So i go to work today and when i got done i check my hours.
MY FUCKING parents got my FUCKING sister to get my boss to change my fucking hours on the week end so they are flexible with FUCKING CHURCH.

They try fucking my beliefs, now my job.........

I'd hate to say this but for some reason today i actually felt like killing some people in their sleep and painting every house wall with blood. but i won't i just felt the idea\ becuase of RAGE

I was pretty mad at my boss i was begging her to make me work so i wouldn't go.
she said she didn't want to get in the middle of things between my parents and I.
I threatened her i would quit with an LOL.

she has this kid work for me in the morning now so i can go to church......
i begged him and the fucker said "LOL I want you to go learn about jesus" (fucking dick)
and my sister who works there now, who i helped get a job there was giving me a evil grin.
fucking bitch.

bye i'm leave the house to go party to bad the party doesn't have alchohal. i'm going to stay up late and sleep at church

tommarow is that shitty easter mass thats 2 hours or so. with talentless people who sing one note and say 400 paragraphs of shit with out a breathe.

three words: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does it make you so angry? Don't you get a say in your own working hours?
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#22
RE: sry but THIS IS BULLSHIT
(April 24, 2011 at 6:23 am)Garmston Ansell Wrote:



Why does it make you so angry? Don't you get a say in your own working hours?

Remember Gamstrom...you are dealing with a 17 year old person for whom the $$ is everything.... no he doesn't get a say because he lives in bumfuck bible belt society..where image is EVERYTHING
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#23
RE: sry but THIS IS BULLSHIT
Sing rude words to the hymns, they all have a rude version believe me, ( I did that all he time at school).
Try and work out if you could get one of the girly christians to fuck you, everyone loves a challenge.
Basically play little games to help pass the time.







You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#24
RE: sry but THIS IS BULLSHIT
(April 24, 2011 at 11:58 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Sing rude words to the hymns, they all have a rude version believe me, ( I did that all he time at school).
Try and work out if you could get one of the girly christians to fuck you, everyone loves a challenge.
Basically play little games to help pass the time.

That basically what I have been telling him. Learn how to act, toss in some REALLY good questions every now and then, find the Church sex fiend and give her a good reaming on several occasions. Get the girls drunk, sneak in and detune the piano, skip out on sunday school (thats what I did alot), etc..etc..

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#25
RE: sry but THIS IS BULLSHIT
Quote:Why does it make you so angry?

It makes him angry because he is having it shoved up his ass without a lubricant.
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#26
RE: sry but THIS IS BULLSHIT
1. Let your parents run your life.
2. Tell them to fuck off. Go to a lapdance club that day.

Pick one.
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#27
RE: sry but THIS IS BULLSHIT
(April 24, 2011 at 12:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Why does it make you so angry?

It makes him angry because he is having it shoved up his ass without a lubricant.

Why is it that some people cannot understand why it makes him so angry would be the better question
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#28
RE: sry but THIS IS BULLSHIT
Well instead of getting angry beat them at their game, when the preacher is preaching interrupt and ask him "have you heard the word?"...you know what just watch this xD


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

I refuse to agree to disagree. :cool2:
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#29
RE: sry but THIS IS BULLSHIT
(April 24, 2011 at 11:58 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Sing rude words to the hymns, they all have a rude version believe me, ( I did that all he time at school).
Try and work out if you could get one of the girly christians to fuck you, everyone loves a challenge.
Basically play little games to help pass the time.

Games are good.

Me and my liddle sis used to have (silent) farting contests in church. I was about 6,she was about 3. One day sis tried too hard and shat herself. Daddy got cross and yelled and she cried. I farted.
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#30
RE: sry but THIS IS BULLSHIT
If I were in your shoes I would definitely let my parents know that I do not appreciate them manipulating my job schedule so I can attend church. And, being 17, I would also let them know I wouldn't be accompanying them to praise a nonexistent deity. If you feel you can't stand up to your parents in this way, I would attend church but I would make no secret that I thought the whole exercise was stupid. I'd refuse to join in the singing or praying. I also would refuse to participate in the moronic rituals like communion. I'd bring a book or Ipod to pass the time while the service droned on. Maybe if you did this a few times your parents would be embarrassed enough to leave you at home. And once you hit 18 they really have no power to force you to do anything you don't want to do.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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