Well another year has come and gone, the building pretending to be an ark finished its 8th year with terrible numbers, 682101 fools paid to see the ark, putting it in 6th place for attendance.The ark was supposed to start with over a million visitors in its first year and a healthy 7% increase every year after but it never even reached a million in its first year.
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The hamsters ark
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I thought that they were going to try and float that abomination down the Ohio River. That I'd pay to see!
 (July 31, 2025 at 11:15 pm)Paleophyte Wrote: I thought that they were going to try and float that abomination down the Ohio River. That I'd pay to see!  They'll need that money to dredge it back out.
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 RE: The hamsters ark
August 1, 2025 at 4:19 pm
(This post was last modified: August 1, 2025 at 4:20 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
The BEST story to ever come out of The Ark Encounter was when Ham had to sue his insurance company to get them to pay for flood damage.
I mean, dude - you built a fucking Ark. Isn’t that just asking for a flood? Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
That pesky old act of God clause. You'd think someone building an ark modeled on the biblical flood would know better.
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i'll be honest, I'm surprised there are still that many idiots willing to pay to see this monstrosity.
I know some will be out of curiosity, others for a laugh, but the number who believe it's factual is utterly insane. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I was just reading the numbers. 37-40% of Americans believe that God created man in his current form less than 10,000 years ago. I threw up in my mouth a little.
 RE: The hamsters ark
August 2, 2025 at 1:06 am
(This post was last modified: August 2, 2025 at 1:07 am by hifijohn.)
(August 1, 2025 at 8:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: i'll be honest, I'm surprised there are still that many idiots willing to pay to see this monstrosity. I lived nearby and it only cost $10 Id go just for a good laugh.  (August 2, 2025 at 1:06 am)hifijohn Wrote: I lived nearby and it only cost $10 Id go just for a good laugh. Laugh that Noah had time to read and write while feeding and cleaning after millions of animals. Not to mention that he was like 600 years old and would have read all the books many times over since then. ![[Image: Noah-Study-600x400.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/L5r3Snpm/Noah-Study-600x400.jpg) And why do they portray him as a writer since he didn't leave any written record? Creationists believe that Moses wrote his story.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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