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Ten Plagues ride proposed for the Noah's Ark theme
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Ten Plagues ride proposed for the Noah's Ark theme
I did not imagine that Answers in Genesis would be even more pathetic in just planning to build a theme park with a life-size recreation of Noah's Ark. But amazingly they just exceeded it.

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I hope it works on everyone who takes their first born to the park.
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This sort of news makes me feel nauseous, sad and angry all at once.

Its sort of reminiscent of when those Young Earth Creationist idiots turned the Cabazon Dinosaurs into a mockery of a museum. Such bad comedy.

Claude K. Bell would be rolling in his grave if he could. What's next on their agenda? The insipid exhumation of basketball players as evidence of giants in Genesis? Banghead
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(September 3, 2011 at 11:35 am)Rhythm Wrote: I hope it works on everyone who takes their first born to the park.


Fuck you Rhythm; just spluttered coffee all over my desk.

ROFLOL


I'll settle for seeing (on the news) that an entire family fell off the dinosaur ride,breaking their necks. (Jesus would not have worn a seat belt,so neither would they)Devil
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$137 million to waste, along with farmland, just to make some guys dream come true. Because Christians need amusement parks, just like Disney?
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Idiocy should hurt worse than it does!! :p
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Not just any farmland either. $50k/acre of calcium rich goodness, capable of producing high quality crops or very sturdy multi-million dollar racehorses.
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(September 3, 2011 at 6:10 pm)padraic Wrote: I'll settle for seeing (on the news) that an entire family fell off the dinosaur ride,breaking their necks. (Jesus would not have worn a seat belt,so neither would they)

All of them die, save one that becomes a paraplegic.

The park's story the next day: "God shows his infinite mercy by sparing one life...Come see the site of the great miracle."


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(September 5, 2011 at 9:51 am)Rhythm Wrote: Not just any farmland either. $50k/acre of calcium rich goodness, capable of producing high quality crops or very sturdy multi-million dollar racehorses.

That's not what Jesus would want, even god needs his own play land?
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