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Roses are read
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Roses are read
May 1, 2011 at 2:41 am
Roses are reddish
Violets are Bluish,
If it wasn't for Xmas
We'd all be Jewish (or not)

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Rose's are red
Violet's are blue

--and mine are black.
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Jax Offline
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RE: Roses are read
May 2, 2011 at 8:12 am (This post was last modified: May 2, 2011 at 8:13 am by Jax.)
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
but so is my waffle,
So what should i do?
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— Philip Pullman
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RE: Roses are read
May 2, 2011 at 10:42 am
Roses are grey,
Violets are grey,
I'm undead,
I'm going to eat your brain
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RE: Roses are read
May 2, 2011 at 1:30 pm
Roses are red
Violets are black
If I had a face like yours
I'd wear it in a sack.
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