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We find secret spot behind bush

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We find secret spot behind bush
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RE: We find secret spot behind bush
June 2, 2011 at 5:54 pm (This post was last modified: June 2, 2011 at 5:54 pm by Napoléon.)
1:B
2:E
3:B
4:A
5: D
6:A
7:Wait what? A semi? E I guess Wink
8:A
9:B
10:E

That's it. I eagerly await your concensus. Smile
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RE: We find secret spot behind bush
June 2, 2011 at 6:08 pm
Holy shit... Napoleon is aggressively delusional... someone clap this man in a straightjacket... it's for his own good. Wink

I am still waiting for a few more before I get the full diagnosis Smile I really want a sicko to do this at some point Tongue
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RE: We find secret spot behind bush
June 2, 2011 at 6:08 pm
(June 2, 2011 at 6:08 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Holy shit... Napoleon is aggressively delusional... someone clap this man in a straightjacket... it's for his own good. Wink

Wait what? How is this possible!
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RE: We find secret spot behind bush
June 2, 2011 at 6:10 pm
I'll clamp both of you!!! Dodgy
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RE: We find secret spot behind bush
June 2, 2011 at 6:30 pm (This post was last modified: June 2, 2011 at 6:31 pm by Violet.)
(June 2, 2011 at 6:10 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I'll clamp both of you!!! Dodgy

Ooh... bondage...

I'd say this conversation just became more interesting... please, monologue us more Heart
(June 2, 2011 at 6:08 pm)Napoleon666 Wrote:
(June 2, 2011 at 6:08 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Holy shit... Napoleon is aggressively delusional... someone clap this man in a straightjacket... it's for his own good. Wink

Wait what? How is this possible!

I'm just screwing with you until a few more complete the test Heart
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RE: We find secret spot behind bush
June 2, 2011 at 6:31 pm
(June 2, 2011 at 6:30 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Ooh... bondage...

I'd say this conversation just became more interesting... please, monologue us more Heart

I just got a semi.
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RE: We find secret spot behind bush
June 2, 2011 at 6:33 pm
(June 2, 2011 at 6:31 pm)Napoleon666 Wrote: I just got a semi.

Did it run you over yet? As my grandmother said before she was run over by a semi: girl, there ain't nothing better in this life than being run over by a semi'.

I loved dear Ol' Grand Mum. I placed my toy semi's in her coffin before they closed the lid on her tire-tracked and wrinkly beauty.
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June 2, 2011 at 6:34 pm
(June 2, 2011 at 6:33 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Did it run you over yet? As my grandmother said before she was run over by a semi: girl, there ain't nothing better in this life than being run over by a semi'.

I loved dear Ol' Grand Mum. I placed my toy semi's in her coffin before they closed the lid on her tire-tracked and wrinkly beauty.

Tell me, when you say semi, what are you referring to?
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June 2, 2011 at 7:08 pm (This post was last modified: June 2, 2011 at 7:09 pm by Violet.)
Napoleon666 Wrote:Tell me, when you say semi, what are you referring to?

[Image: 10-8-02%20semi%20exterior%20MH.jpg]

[Image: semi-trailer.jpg]

[Image: semi-truck-image.jpg]

No, I wasn't even thinking about a semi-erection. I tend not to think of them.

And for some reason, every time I tell a man not to ejaculate yet... he just did. I wonder if the word 'don't' triggers the response and prevents me from easily and quickly cleaning up the mess Angry

/endrant...
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RE: We find secret spot behind bush
June 2, 2011 at 7:39 pm
That a big enough fucking picture? lmfao.

Crazy Individual Wrote:No, I wasn't even thinking about a semi-erection. I tend not to think of them.

And for some reason, every time I tell a man not to ejaculate yet... he just did. I wonder if the word 'don't' triggers the response and prevents me from easily and quickly cleaning up the mess

Sorry Sae, I think you're gonna be pretty angry with me Sad
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