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Here at Saerulesforums.org, we value people that can see through the murkiness of their delusions and see that which applies to not only them. Or perhaps more eloquently: Nitroglycerin go BOOM. As it is, most people are wearily bogged down thinking everything they sense is there for anyone else, and thus while working at a construction site, they may say something nonsensical, such as 'did you hear that loud noise?'. To which, a non-delusional person would respond with a query of 'Which one'... which will unfailing be answered again as 'That one.'
To avoid these problem here on the forum of refined loonies... I have devised a simple test. Just answer all of these questions, and by the end of the day I will tell you what you need to work on (myself being master of my delusions). Help me help you help us all help me.
1: A stranger on the street offers you chocolate, you:
a: Thank him and proceed to scarf it down.
b: Tell him you do not want any chocolate today, but thank him for the offer.
c: Ignore him entirely.
d: Eat the man, sell the chocolate, fuck his motorcycle.
e: Thank the man, pocket the chocolate, test it at local lab for tetanus.
2: A fine lass walks by in the street stark naked, prompting you to:
a: Invite her back to your place.
b: Ask her why she is walking around in public like that.
c: Ignore her entirely.
d: Fuck her/go down on her in the street.
e: Quietly take pictures... you'll look at them plenty later.
3: Aliens appeared en masse around a lover and you while you're having sex, you:
a: Immediately pull your knife on them and strike.
b: Ask the lover if they planned this.
c: Ignore them entirely.
d: Pull them into the event and make an orgy of it.
e: Scamper.
4: You suddenly develop super powers while a preacher is spouting some seriously nasty stuff about how sexual depravity involkes God's wrath, you:
a: Go rambo on that priest's ass. The sexual depravity of New Orleans caused the hurricane? Fuck you: FORCE CHOKE.
b: Wonder if God is behind this too.
c: Ignore your new powers entirely,
d: Walk up their nonchalantly and give the priest a dose of the medicine he likes to give his alter boys.
e: Hurry out of there and analyze yourself to see just what the hell you can do now.
5: You are still reading these questions, you:
a: Think Saerules is smoking something nobody else has even tried yet.
b: Still aren't sure what to think.
c: intend to ignore this question entirely.
d: Can't stop thinking of all the porn you're not looking at to read this.
e: Are very leery of what is to come of this.
6: Some Canadian has the gall to ruin pizza with ruined bacon and then serve it to you, you:
a: Gut him for his sacrilege.
b: Muse that they might have gone quite, quite insane.
c: Ignore what they just did entirely.
d: Eat it eagerly, the sweet taste of taboo upon your lips.
e: Quietly thank them as you secretly negotiate it into a trash.
7: As you drive down the freeway, a semi is suddenly heading towards you full bore, you:
a: Accelerate.
b: Experience sudden terror and aren't certain what path to take.
c: Ignore the semi entirely.
d: Drive full bore down the other side of the road.
e: Get to the side immediately.
8: You are out at a bar with some friends, and a bar fight ensues, you:
a: Join in.
b: Try to see if anything in particular caused it.
c: Ignore it entirely.
d: Start one of your own.
e: Either hide or escape, whichever is safer.
9: You get a personal call from your government 'leader', you:
a: Hang up immediately.
b: Immediately ask why they have called you.
c: Ignore the phone call entirely.
d: Invite him over as you prepare for battle.
e: Record the message.
10: There is not a tenth example, you:
a: Demand more.
b: Wonder if the Empress just got lazy.
c: Ignore the obvious lie entirely.
d: Devise your own sickening questions and answers.
e: Look back up to review your choices.
Quote:"I think it's perfectly possible to explain how the universe came about without bringing God into it, but I don't know everything, and there may well be a God somewhere, hiding away. Actually, if he is keeping out of sight, it's because he's ashamed of his followers and all the cruelty and ignorance they're responsible for promoting in his name. If I were him, I'd want nothing to do with them."
— Philip Pullman
(June 1, 2011 at 1:41 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: You are moderately deluded
Quote:"I think it's perfectly possible to explain how the universe came about without bringing God into it, but I don't know everything, and there may well be a God somewhere, hiding away. Actually, if he is keeping out of sight, it's because he's ashamed of his followers and all the cruelty and ignorance they're responsible for promoting in his name. If I were him, I'd want nothing to do with them."
— Philip Pullman
Cheer up... most of the people here will be exceedingly deluded. I mean come on: it's a forum of atheists celebrating the birthday of a Demigod... how much more deluded can you get?
June 2, 2011 at 1:38 pm (This post was last modified: June 2, 2011 at 1:39 pm by Violet.)
I can't tell you all how deluded you are if you don't take the test :heart
Even a boyfriend took the test, and it turns out he was not at all deluded and a little cautious. It's not like I will mock you all no matter what you get.
1: A stranger on the street offers you chocolate, you:
a: Thank him and proceed to scarf it down.
b: Tell him you do not want any chocolate today, but thank him for the offer.
c: Ignore him entirely.
d: Eat the man, sell the chocolate, fuck his motorcycle.
e: Thank the man, pocket the chocolate, test it at local lab for tetanus.
2: A fine lass walks by in the street stark naked, prompting you to:
a: Invite her back to your place.
b: Ask her why she is walking around in public like that.
c: Ignore her entirely.
d: Fuck her/go down on her in the street.
e: Quietly take pictures... you'll look at them plenty later.
3: Aliens appeared en masse around a lover and you while you're having sex, you:
a: Immediately pull your knife on them and strike.
b: Ask the lover if they planned this.
c: Ignore them entirely.
d: Pull them into the event and make an orgy of it.
e: Scamper.
4: You suddenly develop super powers while a preacher is spouting some seriously nasty stuff about how sexual depravity involkes God's wrath, you:
a: Go rambo on that priest's ass. The sexual depravity of New Orleans caused the hurricane? Fuck you: FORCE CHOKE.
b: Wonder if God is behind this too.
c: Ignore your new powers entirely,
d: Walk up their nonchalantly and give the priest a dose of the medicine he likes to give his alter boys.
e: Hurry out of there and analyze yourself to see just what the hell you can do now.
5: You are still reading these questions, you:
a: Think Saerules is smoking something nobody else has even tried yet.
b: Still aren't sure what to think.
c: intend to ignore this question entirely.
d: Can't stop thinking of all the porn you're not looking at to read this.
e: Are very leery of what is to come of this.
6: Some Canadian has the gall to ruin pizza with ruined bacon and then serve it to you, you:
a: Gut him for his sacrilege.
b: Muse that they might have gone quite, quite insane.
c: Ignore what they just did entirely.
d: Eat it eagerly, the sweet taste of taboo upon your lips.
e: Quietly thank them as you secretly negotiate it into a trash.
7: As you drive down the freeway, a semi is suddenly heading towards you full bore, you:
a: Accelerate.
b: Experience sudden terror and aren't certain what path to take.
c: Ignore the semi entirely.
d: Drive full bore down the other side of the road.
e: Get to the side immediately.
8: You are out at a bar with some friends, and a bar fight ensues, you:
a: Join in.
b: Try to see if anything in particular caused it.
c: Ignore it entirely.
d: Start one of your own.
e: Either hide or escape, whichever is safer.
9: You get a personal call from your government 'leader', you:
a: Hang up immediately.
b: Immediately ask why they have called you.
c: Ignore the phone call entirely.
d: Invite him over as you prepare for battle.
e: Record the message.
10: There is not a tenth example, you:
a: Demand more.
b: Wonder if the Empress just got lazy.
c: Ignore the obvious lie entirely.
d: Devise your own sickening questions and answers.
e: Look back up to review your choices.
This doesn't mean that I'm a mindslave just because I took the test. I would have taken it if anyone else posted them (and there are only 10 questions).
And I'm pretty sure that this is not a test on how delusional we are.
Seems like the answers have been designed to test our seriousness or honesty in answering these questions. Or this might be some kind of a (stupid) personality test.
It is a question of what type of delusion you suffer and how severe it is (Assuming you infact are deluded... and there are infact 3 separate answer chains that lead to the answers of 'not deluded-reckless', 'not deluded', and 'not deluded-cautious'.
I happen to suffer enough from dementia that I can teach those who are not so lucky how delusional they are
I love you answers though ^_^ You are also moderately delusional
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