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Grant My Wish #2

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Grant My Wish #2
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 10, 2012 at 7:26 am
Granted, Moros doesn't exist so he never granted my wish, so I never granted his wish 'cause he never made a wish...

I wish Jane would stop this crazy thing!
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 10, 2012 at 10:54 am
Granted. Catfish has ended this thread.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 10, 2012 at 12:48 pm
Granted, but my mind reading is not perfect regarding someone with muddled thinking and I thought he wished for a male chicken.

I wish M&M's were cyanide.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 10, 2012 at 2:40 pm
(August 10, 2012 at 12:48 pm)catfish Wrote: Granted, but my mind reading is not perfect regarding someone with muddled thinking and I thought he wished for a male chicken.

I wish M&M's were cyanide.

Granted, you just poisoned millions of children and are named genocidal maniac of the century.

I wish I had a beer.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 10, 2012 at 3:39 pm (This post was last modified: August 14, 2012 at 3:38 pm by Cinjin.)
Granted. It was distilled from the tears of a thousand orphans and thus contains the essence of pure sorrow... which happens to taste delicious. You heartless bastard.

I wish my warning level would go up by 25% but I be left with the feeling it was totally worth it.

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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 10, 2012 at 4:27 pm
Granted, but the self-loathing caused you to project your sick sexual fantasies to the world and you end up banned.

I wish all the liars who gave me kudos would remove them as I'm ashamed to think the agree with me.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 10, 2012 at 10:53 pm (This post was last modified: August 10, 2012 at 10:55 pm by Reforged.)
:-O My wish got granted!
Thank you God. :')
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