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You are all so slow.

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You are all so slow.
Violet Offline
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#1
You are all so slow.
June 30, 2011 at 4:10 am
It's midnight here.
I'm up.
I may have drunk 6 liters of Sprite.
And the world might be phasing in front of me.
But what is certain is this:

Forumisslowatthistimeofmorning

So the questions then: why are you so slow? What can be done to make you people faster? How come you sleep for so long and are so slow when I'm kicking Mother Nature's ass with my ENERGY LEGS?

WHAT IS TO BE DONE ABOUT THIS?!

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BLAAAAHHHH!!! 0.o

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I'm still fast, you still slow. Why you so slow? I think you are so slow because you are just not supercool enough.

<more insanity removed out of a request from Synackon telling ME I'm going to slow>

And we caught a few 50+ pound kings Smile In my boat. Because I'm pretty. 4 USD a pound ^_^ Beautiful.[/size]
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: You are all so slow.
June 30, 2011 at 4:13 am
(June 30, 2011 at 4:10 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: <more insanity removed out of a request from Synackon telling ME I'm going to slow>


I like telling people. It's my primary source of giggles in this life.
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RE: You are all so slow.
June 30, 2011 at 4:19 am
And it's a miracle I didn't get wet today. So fun. Can't wait till August when it will be dark too. Fun. Also wet. Did I mention the southernly wind and the absence of shelter? And that we did this on a 4-wheeler? Her without any rain gear and me with only half of my raingear? And it was raining. Also it was cold. And wet. And we had both just gotten in from the boats when we were called to emergency beach net duty because my idiot sister was scared of the surf.

W

T

F

<More griping>

Okay, the surf scared me too. So? I'm fine with risk and getting a little wet (though I'll avoid the latter when possible).

Oh, and my bandana blew off and got soaked in the seawater... so my hair got bloody too. Wonderful. Very. Did love. Heart

Anyone want to come work here next year? Sound about perfect, yes? This has been an optimistic day. I love it Tiger

Really, I love it.

And I love the money even more, you poor people Levitate
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RE: You are all so slow.
June 30, 2011 at 5:57 am
Oh. One of these again.
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RE: You are all so slow.
June 30, 2011 at 6:19 am
If one starts to understand Sae, does that mean that one is going insane? Panic
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RE: You are all so slow.
June 30, 2011 at 7:45 am
Yet Poet. Take a ticket.
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RE: You are all so slow.
June 30, 2011 at 1:08 pm
(June 30, 2011 at 6:19 am)LastPoet Wrote: If one starts to understand Sae, does that mean that one is going insane? Panic

No, it means your signal-to-noise filter is off, though. :S
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RE: You are all so slow.
June 30, 2011 at 3:14 pm
(June 30, 2011 at 5:57 am)Napoleon Wrote: Oh. One of these again.

Again? You've seen his before? Sad

Must... try... harder Devil
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RE: You are all so slow.
June 30, 2011 at 8:01 pm
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RE: You are all so slow.
June 30, 2011 at 8:09 pm
Love the "REDACTED" part.
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