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Why does EVERYTHING slow down?

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Why does EVERYTHING slow down?
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Why does EVERYTHING slow down?
August 25, 2011 at 12:20 am
Whenever one is waiting... it doesn't matter what I'm doing to pass the time: THE TIME GOES SLOW AS ALL HELL.

Seriously. everything is slow. Everything. My typing. The seconds on the clock. the music I'm listening to. The old people sitting around me in the waiting room that have been gassing like crazy.

Everything.

Someone... do SOMETHING. Anything. So long as it entertained me. Anything that takes my mind off of that gas.

Oh, there's the boarding announcement ^_^

Thank the fucking gods Smile I love them ^_^
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RE: Why does EVERYTHING slow down?
August 25, 2011 at 1:34 am
Have fun!

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RE: Why does EVERYTHING slow down?
August 25, 2011 at 1:40 am
This is what eventually happens when everything revolves around 'you'. In the end time stops completely and there is no longer 'you'. You become timeless.
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RE: Why does EVERYTHING slow down?
August 25, 2011 at 3:39 am
Today I went to the store and bought Wal-Tussin -- Walgreen's knock off, but contained just 10% alcohol and some good old dextromethorphan for my cough (I've been really ill of late).

I just swigged half the bottle, as it has nothing other than alcohol and some syrup-shite. And I used some of my vape residue in my pipe right after.

Best. Shower. Ever.

And most bodacious brushing of teeth was beheld.

...

Why is the everything in my vision dancing a little bit?

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RE: Why does EVERYTHING slow down?
August 25, 2011 at 9:51 am
(August 25, 2011 at 3:39 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Today I went to the store and bought Wal-Tussin -- Walgreen's knock off, but contained just 10% alcohol and some good old dextromethorphan for my cough (I've been really ill of late).

I just swigged half the bottle, as it has nothing other than alcohol and some syrup-shite. And I used some of my vape residue in my pipe right after.

Best. Shower. Ever.

And most bodacious brushing of teeth was beheld.

...

Why is the everything in my vision dancing a little bit?

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Sounds like you had the best day.
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RE: Why does EVERYTHING slow down?
August 25, 2011 at 9:59 am
I blame entropy.
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RE: Why does EVERYTHING slow down?
August 25, 2011 at 12:02 pm
I slowed down your perception of time, just for the lulz.
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RE: Why does EVERYTHING slow down?
August 25, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Speed your perception of time up. Having fun would do the trick.
I noticed at work one day that if I refrain myself from looking at the time, the day would just fly by. I performed a little experiment. One day I'd keep glancing at the time and the next not at all. Makes a big difference.
So if you're having a lousy day at work, keep your eyes off the clock. It works. Also it helps to keep your mind off time as well. Keep the assumption that you still have hours to go even if your down to your last hour. Really helps. Big Grin
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RE: Why does EVERYTHING slow down?
August 25, 2011 at 12:36 pm
.... this internet.... loads stuff instantly... omg.... now I'm in time warp 0.0
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But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Why does EVERYTHING slow down?
August 25, 2011 at 12:48 pm
Yes, I am giving you a little joy Sae, only to strip it away!
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