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I did it!
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RE: I did it!
July 11, 2011 at 6:42 pm (This post was last modified: July 11, 2011 at 6:43 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
Great job...and be sure to hook me up with some great drugs.. in return I will show you cool things to do with electricity, like getting it for free and stuff
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RE: I did it!
July 11, 2011 at 6:55 pm
(July 11, 2011 at 6:42 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Great job...and be sure to hook me up with some great drugs.. in return I will show you cool things to do with electricity, like getting it for free and stuff

I am now imagining the UL people breaking through your wall like the Vegan police did in Scott Pilgrim versus the World.
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RE: I did it!
July 11, 2011 at 7:00 pm
(July 11, 2011 at 9:22 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Sorry for tooting my own horn, ......



I've tried to do that, but I'm a couple inches too short.

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RE: I did it!
July 11, 2011 at 8:33 pm
(July 11, 2011 at 7:00 pm)Dotard Wrote:
(July 11, 2011 at 9:22 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Sorry for tooting my own horn, ......



I've tried to do that, but I'm a couple inches too short.

All you need is for someone to give you that little push extra... but if we're involving another person in this they may as well do it for you.
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July 11, 2011 at 8:39 pm (This post was last modified: July 11, 2011 at 8:39 pm by Dotard.)
(July 11, 2011 at 8:33 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: ...they may as well do it for you.

That's what I've been trying to tell her! Angry
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RE: I did it!
July 11, 2011 at 11:29 pm
(July 11, 2011 at 7:00 pm)Dotard Wrote:
(July 11, 2011 at 9:22 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Sorry for tooting my own horn, ......



I've tried to do that, but I'm a couple inches too short.


Me too

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July 12, 2011 at 2:11 am
(July 11, 2011 at 2:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: If you do blame your lab partner.

Duh! Big Grin

(July 11, 2011 at 5:46 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Just make sure this is what you really want to learn.

As a 4-year-old me and my sister swore not to become pharmacists, since my mother is one and she was always grumpy when she got home from work and her work just seemed so boring. But after studying to become a nurse (and working as one) I realized that I was the happiest when I got to mix antibiotics, deal the drugs to the patients etc. etc., so I do think I'm gonna enjoy this very much indeed. And after working at a pharmacy for some months now, I can safely say that this is the most fun I've had at work thus far. And I can always re-educate myself, if I feel like this wasn't the career for me after all. Smile

(July 11, 2011 at 7:00 pm)Dotard Wrote: I've tried to do that, but I'm a couple inches too short.

Where there's a will, there's a way. You obviously need to be more flexible Big Grin
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RE: I did it!
July 12, 2011 at 2:29 am
(July 11, 2011 at 7:00 pm)Dotard Wrote: I've tried to do that, but I'm a couple inches too short.

I think this is proof of sadistic design.
It would even save that spilling of seed god hates so much.

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July 12, 2011 at 3:44 am
A more sadistic design is that I can't reach my own vagina with my tongue. That's just cruel. Now it will never be done right (as I can't do it myself) Wink
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RE: I did it!
July 12, 2011 at 4:00 am
(July 12, 2011 at 2:29 am)The Magic Pudding Wrote: I think this is proof of sadistic design.
It would even save that spilling of seed god hates so much.

Oh now you did it! *clears my throat* "Eeeevry sperm is sacred!!" Big Grin
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