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I did it!

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I did it!
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#21
RE: I did it!
July 12, 2011 at 5:52 am
(July 11, 2011 at 7:00 pm)Dotard Wrote: I've tried to do that, but I'm a couple inches too short.

Snap a few vertebrae here and there and we'll have you mobius stripping yourself in no time.


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RE: I did it!
July 12, 2011 at 8:38 am
..or remove a couple of ribs. Whatever rocks ones boat, really :p
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#23
RE: I did it!
July 14, 2011 at 11:21 am
This bring to mind a joke a Greek guy told me in high school.
The gist of it was a guy goes to his father and says he wants a girl friend.
Father says no, not until you can do the deed which requires extreme flexibility.
So the guy practices day after day until he can do it.
He goes to his father and says I can do it! Now I can have a girl friend.
His father says if you can do that what do you want a girl friend for?

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RE: I did it!
July 14, 2011 at 1:35 pm
That's a good one, Puddi! Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: I did it!
July 14, 2011 at 1:42 pm
Congrats, hon!
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