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HOLY SHIT!
July 19, 2011 at 2:54 pm
The right-wing's heads are going to explode.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2011071...SB780.html

Quote:WASHINGTON (AP) - Millions of women may soon gain free access to a broad menu of birth control methods, thanks to a recommendation issued Tuesday by health experts advising the government.

An Institute of Medicine panel recommended that the government require health insurance companies to cover birth control for women as a preventive service, without copayments. Contraception - along with such care as diabetes tests during pregnancy and screening for the virus that causes cervical cancer - was one of eight recommended preventive services for women.

Herr Von Popenfuhrer will simply be apoplectic at the thought that there will be fewer little kids for his priests to molest!

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RE: HOLY SHIT!
July 19, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Hey now... this is ruining one of the only benefits of my situation (not getting pregnant). It is clearly evil and must be taken back.
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July 19, 2011 at 6:39 pm
(July 19, 2011 at 4:36 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Hey now... this is ruining one of the only benefits of my situation (not getting pregnant). It is clearly evil and must be taken back.

I thought you hated kids.

This means there will be a lot fewer of them.
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July 19, 2011 at 6:39 pm
I have always been wary of birth control medications because I don't like ingesting things that fuck with the normal function of my body. Also, I have seen some have gnarly side effects, such as near constant light bleeding, vomiting and mood issues. All set with that. However, I do think it should be widely available to those who are willing to take drugs to prevent pregnancy.
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July 19, 2011 at 6:54 pm (This post was last modified: July 19, 2011 at 6:55 pm by Violet.)
(July 19, 2011 at 6:39 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote:
(July 19, 2011 at 4:36 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Hey now... this is ruining one of the only benefits of my situation (not getting pregnant). It is clearly evil and must be taken back.

I thought you hated kids.

This means there will be a lot fewer of them.

I do hate kids. This way my fellow women can't make themselves less attractive prospects by having children.

Fewer kids is good, of course... but more attractiveness for other women is not.
(July 19, 2011 at 6:39 pm)Shell B Wrote: I have always been wary of birth control medications because I don't like ingesting things that fuck with the normal function of my body. Also, I have seen some have gnarly side effects, such as near constant light bleeding, vomiting and mood issues. All set with that. However, I do think it should be widely available to those who are willing to take drugs to prevent pregnancy.

And I know people that don't have any of said side effects. Evil people they are Tongue They should suffer for partaking in my reward for this suffering. How else could they appreciate it? Sleepy
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July 19, 2011 at 8:18 pm
Great news for women. Bad news for the babies option on the appetizer part of the atheist menu. That's just so wrong.
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RE: HOLY SHIT!
July 19, 2011 at 8:22 pm
I do so love barbequed baby.

Mmmmm.
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July 19, 2011 at 8:41 pm
[Image: abortion-and-politics_000.jpg]
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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July 19, 2011 at 11:20 pm
(July 19, 2011 at 8:41 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: [Image: abortion-and-politics_000.jpg]

Both of those sign carrying freaks should have been aborted... but their bodies could serve science just as well these days.
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RE: HOLY SHIT!
July 20, 2011 at 1:36 am
Oh. I thought it was about Jesus' toilet habits.Cool Shades
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