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RE: Most suprising thing other people discover about you
August 3, 2011 at 10:35 pm
(August 3, 2011 at 2:05 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Plenty of people I chat with on the internet express intense surprise on discovering I am not female 
You're NOT female?
Oh dear, and I really fancied your persona too.
Gay/bi curious?
Me? Well not so far,but I'll try anything once. OK I'm lying. I wouldn't REALLY shove a red hot poker up my arse ,cut off my own dick or jump feet first into a wood chipper. 
(I mention the wood chipper as I consider that a suitable punishment for that Norwegian oxygen thief who murdered all those people.)
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RE: Most suprising thing other people discover about you
August 3, 2011 at 10:42 pm
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(August 3, 2011 at 9:25 pm)Rhythm Wrote: What a vicious lie..lol. Being much too hard on yourself. I'm sure you'll be just as "dirty feeling making".
Well, do you consider all erections and general attraction to be 'dirty feeling making'? Because then I'll actually be about 800% more effective at it.
(August 3, 2011 at 10:35 pm)padraic Wrote: (August 3, 2011 at 2:05 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Plenty of people I chat with on the internet express intense surprise on discovering I am not female
You're NOT female?
Oh dear, and I really fancied your persona too.
Gay/bi curious?
Yes pad, I am not female. However: I am a woman, and am actively attempting to reconfigure my body to being 'more me' (the general things you know: beautiful, sexy, sassy), which involves various surgeries and hormone replacements 
Though I thought everyone knew I was bisexual
Quote:Me? Well not so far,but I'll try anything once. OK I'm lying. I wouldn't REALLY shove a red hot poker up my arse ,cut off my own dick or jump feet first into a wood chipper.
(I mention the wood chipper as I consider that a suitable punishment for that Norwegian oxygen thief who murdered all those people.)
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RE: Most suprising thing other people discover about you
August 3, 2011 at 11:54 pm
Several things, such as being a career military person (enlisted Navy 17 years) but now edit bodice-ripper Romance novels and formerly copyedited a high IQ society journal (they fired me for being too picky about correct grammar and spelling).
Being generally interested in socialist causes (I like things like public roads, public education, fire departments, and a military defence structure - all socialist in nature).
Having epilepsy and having a driver's licence simultaneously. (Folk here in the USA don't seem to realise that is legal - but terribly restricted like Oklahoma does now, which is why my wife and I moved away from there). WebMD cites a John Hopkins and U of MD Baltimore study ( http://www.webmd.com/epilepsy/news/20040...-accidents ) showing that in all fatal car crashes from 1995 to 1997, 44,000 drivers per year were killed each year. Of all of those deaths, 86 were a result of seizures. By contrast, take a guess at the number caused by alcohol and driving. Or heart attacks and strokes. One could argue that hamburgers are a greater danger, as high cholesterol is implicated in heart attacks and strokes. Or that Jack Daniels is made by a terroristic organisation.
That I like to ride on the back of grocery carts in sloped parking lots. A elderly man recently commented to my wife when we were still in Oklahoma about this: he thought she should get her teen-aged son under control. She pointed out I was not her son and it was my fifty-first birthday. Perhaps my waist-length pink stripped hair confused him. - James
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RE: Most suprising thing other people discover about you
August 4, 2011 at 12:06 am
Most people who I drink with are surprised to know that I read philosophy and science, most hippies I take acid with are surprised to know that I'm not "spiritual", most people who I know intellectually are surprised to know I take drugs and most people I know politically are surprised to know that I hang out with hippies.
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RE: Most suprising thing other people discover about you
August 4, 2011 at 12:09 am
That I don't teach PE or coach football.
Trying to update my sig ...
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RE: Most suprising thing other people discover about you
August 4, 2011 at 1:06 am
(August 3, 2011 at 11:54 pm)Anymouse Wrote:
Several things, such as being a career military person (enlisted Navy 17 years) but now edit bodice-ripper Romance novels and formerly copyedited a high IQ society journal (they fired me for being too picky about correct grammar and spelling).
Being generally interested in socialist causes (I like things like public roads, public education, fire departments, and a military defence structure - all socialist in nature).
Having epilepsy and having a driver's licence simultaneously. (Folk here in the USA don't seem to realise that is legal - but terribly restricted like Oklahoma does now, which is why my wife and I moved away from there). WebMD cites a John Hopkins and U of MD Baltimore study ( http://www.webmd.com/epilepsy/news/20040...-accidents ) showing that in all fatal car crashes from 1995 to 1997, 44,000 drivers per year were killed each year. Of all of those deaths, 86 were a result of seizures. By contrast, take a guess at the number caused by alcohol and driving. Or heart attacks and strokes. One could argue that hamburgers are a greater danger, as high cholesterol is implicated in heart attacks and strokes. Or that Jack Daniels is made by a terroristic organisation.
That I like to ride on the back of grocery carts in sloped parking lots. A elderly man recently commented to my wife when we were still in Oklahoma about this: he thought she should get her teen-aged son under control. She pointed out I was not her son and it was my fifty-first birthday. Perhaps my waist-length pink stripped hair confused him. - James
And to think you suffered from Post traumatic stress disorder. You hear a firework explode, kick in G.I Joe mode. Make bitches haul ass... 
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RE: Most suprising thing other people discover about you
August 4, 2011 at 1:08 am
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People are surprised I have studied Accounting at University, they often assume I have studied Liberal Arts. Given my keen interest and wide breath of knowledge in the areas Politics and History.
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RE: Most suprising thing other people discover about you
August 4, 2011 at 3:53 am
(August 3, 2011 at 11:54 pm)Anymouse Wrote: That I like to ride on the back of grocery carts in sloped parking lots. Oh yeah love to do that! I htink that's why my wife took over the shopping 
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RE: Most suprising thing other people discover about you
August 4, 2011 at 11:24 am
That the idea of war and killing disgusts me on the most fundamental level. Mostly because I study war and death almost to the exclusion of all other things and am enlisting in the army.
"If an injury must be done to a man, it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared" - Niccolo Macchiavelli
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RE: Most suprising thing other people discover about you
August 4, 2011 at 11:52 am
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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