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Funny Atheist Forums Search Terms
August 8, 2011 at 7:08 pm
Occasionally I peruse the Google Analytics for this site and look through what search terms people have used to find us. Some of them are quite amusing...
why catholics are right
grandmother 4chan
bouncing boobs
atheistforu,s.org (and about 1000+ other misspelled variations...)
bite the pillow im going in dry
new age crap
iran fucking
airedale terrier named rolf
john boehner sexy
sex background music
are massages good for you
"see i think drugs have done some good things for us, i really do, and if you don’t believe drugs have done some good things for us, do me a favor, go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes and all your cds and burn ‘em. because you know what, all those musicians who made all that great music that has enhanced your lives throughout the years, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal fucking high on drugs." (that entire exact quote got us 8 unique views somehow)
allah was a volcano god (thanks Hannah...)
black albinos
very strange websites
ali g translator
pervert heart
...and many many more.
You might be interested to know that Google accounts for about 50% of our traffic. 33% of traffic is people actively typing the address in, and the rest of you get here via links from other sites on the internet.
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RE: Funny Atheist Forums Search Terms
August 8, 2011 at 7:19 pm
If it's any consolation, I found this site via "Converts' Corner".. 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Funny Atheist Forums Search Terms
August 9, 2011 at 3:19 am
(August 8, 2011 at 7:08 pm)Tiberius Wrote: "see i think drugs have done some good things for us, i really do, and if you don’t believe drugs have done some good things for us, do me a favor, go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes and all your cds and burn ‘em. because you know what, all those musicians who made all that great music that has enhanced your lives throughout the years, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal fucking high on drugs." (that entire exact quote got us 8 unique views somehow)
That was from Bill Hicks wasn't it?
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RE: Funny Atheist Forums Search Terms
August 9, 2011 at 4:04 am
Tiberius Wrote:bite the pillow im going in dry
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Funny Atheist Forums Search Terms
August 9, 2011 at 1:09 pm
(August 8, 2011 at 7:08 pm)Tiberius Wrote: bite the pillow im going in dry
From John on the Skeptoid email list when I sent him this one -
Quote:You can almost hear the Recipient's voice change from "Oh God!" of the Hallelujah intonation to "Oh God!" of the I'm gonna cut off his prick in his sleep intonation. Hence the turn to Atheism and Knife Forums.
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RE: Funny Atheist Forums Search Terms
August 9, 2011 at 2:45 pm
Awesome! I get weird ones on my blog sometimes. I think the most recent was "his diaper fetish."
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RE: Funny Atheist Forums Search Terms
August 12, 2011 at 3:58 am
I have this set as my homepage... since it's at least 60% of what I do on the internet, and it was more before I joined two other forums and 'got a life' 
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Funny Atheist Forums Search Terms
August 12, 2011 at 4:45 am
allah was a volcano god HAHAHA.
I knew hannah was good for something.
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RE: Funny Atheist Forums Search Terms
August 12, 2011 at 7:51 am
(This post was last modified: August 12, 2011 at 7:57 am by Anymouse.)
(August 8, 2011 at 7:08 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Occasionally I peruse the Google Analytics for this site and look through what search terms people have used to find us. Some of them are quite amusing...
As I value my privacy immensely, I use NoScript and Better Privacy for Firefox, which blocks Google Analytics from processing anything through my browser.
That means my peculiar searches on this site should be completely hidden from those who wish to snoop into what I am doing, like Google's advert and data-collection sales departments, or at least they cannot be linked to my IP. (It also blocks the links to Digg, Twitter, Stumbleupon, and Reddit.)
"Be ye not lost amongst Precept of Order." - Book of Uterus, 1:5, "Principia Discordia, or How I Found Goddess and What I Did to Her When I Found Her."
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