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RE: If I Was God
August 12, 2011 at 12:47 am
Eternal knowledge
Universal lesbianism
Altruism as standard
Telepathy as standard
Ageing process frozen at twenty
Diet exclusively natural and organic
White griffins as predominant species
Self-replicating female-only population
Orgasms automatic, regular and magnified
Humanity hard wired to a single consciousness
Ability to manipulate spacetime for purpose of travel
A MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE : IT DOES NOT WORK UNLESS IT IS OPEN
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RE: If I Was God
August 12, 2011 at 2:25 am
lol ... a lot of you people apparently have issues with orgasms. 
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RE: If I Was God
August 12, 2011 at 2:29 am
If I were God, I would make it so when women had their periods they would get really happy and friendly.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: If I Was God
August 12, 2011 at 2:31 am
See ... already you people make better gods. 
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RE: If I Was God
August 12, 2011 at 6:57 am
(August 12, 2011 at 12:12 am)searchingforanswers Wrote: (August 11, 2011 at 11:34 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote: (August 11, 2011 at 5:30 pm)searchingforanswers Wrote: Id make orgasms last ten minutes.
That's a matter of practice and experience, search. Comes with time. Got 'm to last up to two hours now! It's Zen, you know! And hardcore porn IRL of course. I promise you it's not God that gives me a hardon...
Well if you ever want to impart this knowledge to me id gladly listen.
I already did, search. It's no secret. Practice, experience, and time are what you need. The 'bad news' is that there's no shortcut... OTOH, who would want to skip all that fun?
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RE: If I Was God
August 12, 2011 at 10:36 am
(This post was last modified: August 12, 2011 at 10:36 am by The Grand Nudger.)
This question was posed a long, long time ago. Descriptions of god have always been thinly veiled descriptions of the speaker in question.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: If I Was God
August 12, 2011 at 11:04 am
(August 12, 2011 at 10:36 am)Rhythm Wrote: This question was posed a long, long time ago. Descriptions of god have always been thinly veiled descriptions of the speaker in question.
Well of course they are Rhythm. The question is what would YOU do if you were God? The question is meant to find out about the speaker in question. As of matter of fact, it really serves no other purpose.
thank you Captain Obvious.
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RE: If I Was God
August 12, 2011 at 11:05 am
It DID reveal something about him.
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RE: If I Was God
August 12, 2011 at 11:10 am
(This post was last modified: August 12, 2011 at 11:15 am by The Grand Nudger.)
If I were a god things would be very much the same as they are now. This probably has something to do with the fact that god is a caricature of our own personalities. This only obvious to some of us, judging by census data. It does reveal things about me. I'm capricious, vengeful, aggressive, and violent. I am also capable of selflessness, compassion, and forgiveness. I like things as they are, in general. Why would I create anything other than the life I know?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: If I Was God
August 12, 2011 at 11:19 am
(August 12, 2011 at 11:10 am)Rhythm Wrote: If I were a god things would be very much the same as they are now. This probably has something to do with the fact that god is a caricature of our own personalities. This only obvious to some of us, judging by census data.
The point of the thread, although completely lost in all the humor, was to point out that that God caricature you speak of is painfully ill-prepared for the role of creator, much less the administration of 100 billion souls living for eternity, and that anyone of us could probably come up with a better design plan in a matter of minutes.
But, apparently ... no one cares that much. Which of course is fine.  I'm a huge fan of a good one-liner.
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