If I Was God

[thesummerqueen]

Perhaps my answer was flippant, but I meant it. I am with Rhythm. I loathed the people who had 'depression' over the fictional planet Pandora because there is enough life here on earth that is amazing and alien-looking. There is beauty here...more than enough. There is a capability of deep goodness in humanity. To paraphrase - every bush is burning, but only those of us with eyes to see it remove our shoes. The only thing that needs to change is our mindset.

[Cinjin]

For the most part, I'm in agreement. Referencing again my prior post - this thread has nothing to do with the condition of our universe or the flaws of mankind. This was merely a pointer at the blatant inadequacies of the christian god.

..... it was meant to be a light thought on a topic we all deem to be nonsense - god, heaven and hell.

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Excuse the so called arbitrary rules and tell me what it would be like if you were God?

Really? Your answer IS in the OP. Actually, you jello-head, it's exactly the answer to that question.

christ! The title of the very thread is named, If I Was God.


How do you not see this?!?!

[thesummerqueen]

Was not trying to bring the mood down, peach.

[Cinjin]

Was not trying to bring the mood down, peach.

You didn't in the slightest my dear. Wherever I've been concerned - you never have.

[The Grand Nudger]

Fucking christ Summer, you're such a downer. Spitting in the conjectural soup.

[thesummerqueen]

Oh, shove off you ill-humored crunchy.

[Welsh cake]

Excuse the so called arbitrary rules and tell me what it would be like if you were God?

Like playing any video game in god-mode for too long, it would be unbelievably boring.

[DeistPaladin]

List of things to do:

1. Appear and set the whole religion frackus straight, particularly in the Middle East but really all over the world. "Knock it off! Stop killing and persecuting in My name! Right now!"

2. Enact three basic commandments:

1. Act with integrity
   
2. Respect the rights of others
   
3. Take responsibility for your actions
   

Simple. Easy to remember. Using positive language instead of negative. Sees to cover all the bases. Focused on how we live and treat one another instead of bowing before Me, as if I would seriously want that (what narcissist god would want that).

3. Tweek some parts of the human body for improvement. For the ladies, you get wider openings at the pelvis to make the miracle of childbirth a lot less dangerous or painful. A natural shut down of pain nerves during the process might be helpful too. Also, to help protect women from rape, their vaginas can only be penetrated when they're aroused or in labor. For the gents, all ladies will be multiorgasmic. For the parents of today's world, puberty won't happen until around 20. Peak fertility period will be 30 and 35.
Everyone will be bisexual.
The lower part of the spine will be reinforced to adapt for walking upright, causing fewer problems in the more senior years.
Deaths from old age will be relatively quick. Heart attacks and strokes instead of cancer and Alzheimer's.
Instead of bodies that love fat and shed unused muscle, it'll be the other way around.

4. Terraform Mars and Venus.

5. My temples will be schools, libraries, research facilities and hospitals. The profoundest acts of worship will be to help your fellow human beings and to learn more of your universe.

6. Holy book? It's all around you. You're living in it.

7. Afterlife would be a reincarnation model.

[thesummerqueen]

"To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower..."

[The Grand Nudger]

"WTF happened to my irrigation?"