If I Was God

[searchingforanswers]

Oh i was only responding to what c rod said: that a perfect life is incomplete or boring. I was just asking him that under that logic wouldnt heaven be boring since its perfect?

[twocompulsive]

My Alternative Ten Commandments As God Of This World :

Everyone Lives Within Their Means [ No Borrowing ]
Men Always Give Women A Multiple Orgasm
Fixed Percentage Of Earnings To Charity
Society Operates As A Meritocracy
Every Adult Must Work Or Study
Marriage To Be Outlawed
Professional Jurors
No Homophobia
No Misogyny
No Racism

[Cinjin]

My Alternative Ten Commandments As God Of This World :

Everyone Lives Within Their Means [ No Borrowing ]
Men Always Give Women A Multiple Orgasm
Fixed Percentage Of Earnings To Charity
Society Operates As A Meritocracy
Every Adult Must Work Or Study
Marriage To Be Outlawed
Professional Jurors
No Homophobia
No Misogyny
No Racism

Hey TwoComp -

This question isn't meant to be hostile in any way - have you per chance been officially diagnosed with OCD?

[twocompulsive]

My Alternative Ten Commandments As God Of This World :

Everyone Lives Within Their Means [ No Borrowing ]
Men Always Give Women A Multiple Orgasm
Fixed Percentage Of Earnings To Charity
Society Operates As A Meritocracy
Every Adult Must Work Or Study
Marriage To Be Outlawed
Professional Jurors
No Homophobia
No Misogyny
No Racism

Hey TwoComp -

This question isn't meant to be hostile in any way - have you per chance been officially diagnosed with OCD ?

Obsessive Compulsive is my middle name
but I quite like the symmetrical appeal of
it and to answer your question : no, but
clearly have it and have for at least the
last nineteen years on and off but it is
manageable without medication even
though it does sometimes manifest it
self in weird and strange ways man

I use this format on all the rational sites
I frequent and the only exception is face
book and that is because their font a bit
small and would therefore be a tad time
consuming but do not really spend much
there that much just now and again man

[Violet]

Alright, pointless thread ... but perhaps amusing. Even Sae can answer this one because even she claims to be A god but not THEE God.

'The' God...? You surely don't mean Larry? I killed him and took his status as creator god. It's boring as watching paint dry, really... but the psychedelics I have access to haven't even been invented by you lot yet.

#1 You must create at least one intelligent species (ie. humans).
#2 You must offer reward and punishment of some kind for "sins" committed by those intelligent beings.
#3 You have to create an afterlife of some kind.

1: Let's stick with me creating humans for now. Just as they are, in all their glory. Easy for you lot to sympathize with.

2: There is only one unforgivable sin: being unwilling to have sex with me. I'm fine with you not being attracted to me... but it is inexcusable that any human of intelligence would pass up sex with me as a principle. Punishment for this... is to be slain. You have fucked with me, and I don't suffer those who fuck with me. Otherwise, everyone is rewarded with a nice little existence where they get to be entertained with my creations... or not. The society is kept 100% free to do what it wants so long as it doesn't seriously hurt/kill the others in the society. These are not rules enforced by me, but by the society that is free to enforce whatever it wants to... and that is all it wants to enforce because I am awesome and most of them have had sex with me and loved it.

3: The afterlife is exactly like the life your in right now... except those who have committed the unforgivable sin are deleted from all lives from point of deletion. Everyone "lives" forever until they commit the unforgivable sin... and there are many afterlives... think of it like servers on an MMO where 'death' is to restore your character to a younger state and with all of your achievements intact. Of course... "you can't take it with you"... but that's okay since everyone's tolerant in such a society as mine

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Men Always Give Women A Multiple Orgasm

Jebus... do you want them to never sleep?! 0.0 Plenty can't even give a woman *1* of the damn things... let alone multiple! 0.0

[Cinjin]

Obsessive Compulsive is my middle name
but I quite like the symmetrical appeal of
it and to answer your question : no, but
clearly have it and have for at least the
last nineteen years on and off but it is
manageable without medication even
though it does sometimes manifest it
self in weird and strange ways man

I use this format on all the rational sites
I frequent and the only exception is face
book and that is because their font a bit
small and would therefore be a tad time
consuming but do not really spend much
there that much just now and again man

Just curious. I kinda figured.

cheers.

[thesummerqueen]

Good Beer pictures, hug theads, travel plans .....

Damn girl, one of these days I may just have to Rep Bump you.

Men make me so many idle promises....

[The Grand Nudger]

And women never forget a single one......

[thesummerqueen]

PS - the food was phenomenal - a hot roast beef with melted cheese and a Guinness dipping sauce - the Guinness was a proper pour with a thick creamy head, and even though the manager was a douchenozzle and changed the channel from the Skins to the Buccaneers (wtf, asshole) the Skins still won.

[The Grand Nudger]

Go Buccs (you wanna talk about a miracle, we used to wear bags on our heads to the games, then they go and win the fucking super bowl oh so many years ago.) Also, everyone likes good head.