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Minor Differences
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Minor Differences
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences4
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#2
RE: Minor Differences
That accents one is spot on, old chap. Pip pip!
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#3
RE: Minor Differences
I do love Oatmeal Heart
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Minor Differences
(August 11, 2011 at 7:39 pm)Tiberius Wrote: That accents one is spot on, old chap. Pip pip!

I don't know. It says British. Us Scots sure as hell don't speak like that... It is more of a slurr from too much drink, and I live in a posh part.
Cunt
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And you have to admit...not all Americans talk that way....just Texans. We Southerners have a soft sexy drawl when we want. Wink
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To be honest, I haven't met many "Southerners", So I shall take your word for it.
Cunt
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#7
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Hehehe, little bit of Florida Cracker, little bit of Highland. Of course every redneck speaks Appalachian (so we can all plot rebellion and whatnot).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_American_English
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RE: Minor Differences
I wonder if I started speaking Scottish on here if anyone would understand me...
Cunt
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#9
RE: Minor Differences
I might. I've a fondness for you stingy bastards.
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Aright, a think a might be gan tae bed soon ken, its pure late ken... pure teckles like. But, a cannae be bathered like. a dno whut al do... A wul definitely flit up tae ma bed soon like, a thought bout gan oot, but its a wee bitty drookit.

Of course, I do not speak in this rather "glaekit" way... I still have a Scottish accent though.
Cunt
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