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RE: Future of Mormonism
September 7, 2011 at 12:25 am
I like to call Mormons "Hillbilly Scientologists"
They think Adam lived on some other planet, and then died and was sooo well behaved during his life, that God gave him Earth. Which if this is true, we are all the inbred spawns of some well behaved zombie alien. Makes perfect sense. I don't know if this is true or not, but it was explained to me this way by a Mormon, who spoke about it like it was the absolute truth and he was sitting on a mound of evidence.
Don't they all...
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RE: Future of Mormonism
September 7, 2011 at 12:33 am
They're all sitting on something.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Future of Mormonism
September 7, 2011 at 1:11 am
(September 6, 2011 at 1:33 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You know, I find it hard to make too much fun of Mormons.
I don't have a problem with it. Dirtbags covering for dirtbags and they've been doing it for 150 years in Utah.
Disgusting religion. Certainly no better than any of the other cross-up-the-ass denominations touting strong community and family love. What a fucking joke!
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RE: Future of Mormonism
September 7, 2011 at 2:05 am
(September 6, 2011 at 9:29 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Besides...I love it when xtians claim that mormons aren't xtians. That's always amusing.
Actually, I got that one just a few days ago. But then the one who said it is a Christian originally from, guess what, Phoenix, AZ.. 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Future of Mormonism
September 7, 2011 at 12:03 pm
(September 7, 2011 at 2:05 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Actually, I got that one just a few days ago. But then the one who said it is a Christian originally from, guess what, Phoenix, AZ..
One of the frozen chosen?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Future of Mormonism
September 7, 2011 at 12:20 pm
Unfair that you guys have so many idiots to make fun of. We quite much have only Lutherans here. Would be fun to make fun of some Jehovah's witnesses for a change.
The biggest problem of the human race is that they cannot accept that there is nothing after death.
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RE: Future of Mormonism
September 7, 2011 at 12:28 pm
I live in a very diverse city. It's mostly various tribes of Christians, but there are also Muslims, Jews, Hindus, and even a few Assyrian Ishtar worshipers. Don't. Be. Jealous.
The Mormons are much fewer than the Pentecostals. They are bat shit crazy. They roll around on the floor of their church and speak in tongues. They do snake voodoo too.
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RE: Future of Mormonism
September 7, 2011 at 1:01 pm
Holy Rollers, sweetness, I had some family that were (i suppose some probably still are) Holy Rollers. Been to some services. Good stuff.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Future of Mormonism
September 7, 2011 at 1:15 pm
This video demonstrates two things...
One, these people are fucking nuts, and
Two, white people can't dance for shit.
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RE: Future of Mormonism
September 7, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Spirits don't have a lot of practice with legs Min.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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