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Do they play xbox in heaven?
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H0ary H0bbit Religious Views: “Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.” - Edgar Allan Poe 
Answering the title question: Yes, yes they do.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
(September 9, 2011 at 11:31 am)fr0d0 Wrote:(September 9, 2011 at 9:42 am)Rhythm Wrote: Not without thumbs to press the buttons they don't. Welcome aboard. Wouldn't it be an MBox, and so the statement would be more accurately rendered as "No, they don't play XBox, they play MBox"? Tell me more.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
H0ary H0bbit Religious Views: “Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.” - Edgar Allan Poe
Microsoft have lawyers that haz powaz to reach the supernatural. Do you believe it?!
I can't say that I do, but I'd love to understand why you do.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Xbox? Don't know or care. However,if there's no sex I ain't going.
RE: Do they play xbox in heaven?
September 10, 2011 at 4:31 am
(This post was last modified: September 10, 2011 at 4:32 am by Justtristo.)
Answer to the question, most likely no way.
Hell Yahweh is not even going allowing people to have sex or even allow them to have sexual desires in heaven.
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Hey I know you guys are just having fun. But on the reality side, I was talking to a guy in church who used to be a book binder, he loved his trade but it was dying out. I believe in heaven people will be allowed to have their old trades, and things they enjoyed. I mean what is wrong with a football, or a game of tennis. Is xbox really evil??? I just hope he still has the internet up there so I don't learn all this html stuff for nothing.
Hey I love God he is awsome.
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