Songs with really weird lyrics.

[Edwardo Piet]

What the title said. Post songs with really weird lyrics (and the lyrics if you can find them) right here.

"MMM Skyscraper I Love You

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(song is about 13 min long and the vid only has the first 10 min...but it basically has all the lyrics right there....and the weird ones (not to mention most of the track too!).

Lyrics for "Mmm Skyscraper I Love You":

mmm skyscraper i love you. mmm skyscraper i love you.
mmm skyscraper i love you. mmm skyscraper i love you.

thirty thousand feet above the earth. its a beautiful thing.
and you're a beautiful thing.
thirty thousand feet above the earth. its a beautiful thing.
everybody's a beautiful thing.

mmm skyscraper i love you. mmm skyscraper i love you.

and i see elvis! elvis!

i see porn dogs sniffing the wind. sniffing the wind for something new.
porn dogs sniffing the wind for something violent they can do.
porn dogs sniffing the wind. sniffing the wind for something new.
porn dogs sniffing the wind for something violent for me and you.

will you be my big plaything. my total big disorientator.
will you be my big plaything. my ninja power. my number cruncher.
yes. yes. yes. no. yes. yes.
yes. yes. yes. yes. no. no.

and i see elvis! and i hear god on the phone.
mmm skyscraper i love you.

i see porn dogs sniffing the wind. sniffing the wind for something new.
porn dogs sniffing the wind for something violent that they could do.
porn dogs sniffing the wind. sniffing the wind for something new.
porn dogs sniffing the wind for something violent for me and you.

the city is a whore tonight.

and i see god talking! elvis! god talking!

pornfest pork fat jesus christ night light.
elvis fresh meat and a little whipped cream.
pornfast cornfat jesus christ night ride.
elvis fresh meat and a little whipped cream.
thirty thousand feet above the earth. thirty thousand feet above the earth.
beautiful thing. you're a beautiful thing.
thirty thousand feet above the beautiful earth.
mmm skyscraper i love you. mmm skyscraper i love you.
mmm skyscraper i love you. mmm skyscraper i love you.

like i feel you. like i feel you. like i feel you. like i feel you...

From wwww.azlyrics.com

I thought the word "whore" sounded more like horror though...so might not be 100% correct...

But at least most of it...and its totally weird ain't it? lol.

EvF

[Tiberius]

Before seeing your username I thought this was a spam thread

[Wacko's chimp]

Wow! They are weired. It's easy to make them weird though.
Here's one from someone very famous. Maybe it'll suprise you.
Anyone know?
So i sat in the attic, a piano up my nose,
And the wind played a dreadful cantata.
Sore was i from a crack of an enemy's hose
And the horrible sound of tomato.

Ketchup,
Soup and puree,
Don't get left behind.
Ketchup,
Soup and puree,
Don't get left behind.

When a rattle of rats had awoken
The sinews, the nerves and the veins.
My piano was boldly outspoken
In attempts to repeat this refrain.

So i stood with a knot in my stomach,
And i gazed at that terrible sight,
Of two young sters concealed in a barrel,
Suckin' monkberry moon delight, ho!
Monkberry moon delight,
Monkberry moon delight,
Monkberry moon delight,
Monkberry moon delight.

Oh -
Oh-oh, oh-oh.

Well, i know my banana is older than the rest
And my hair is a tangled beretta. (beretta, beretta)
But i leave my pyjamas to billy budapest,
And i don't get the gist of your letter.

Catch up,
Catch some kittens,
Don't get left behind.
Catch up,
Catch kittens,
Don't get left behind.

Oh - monkberry moon delight, yeah,
Monkberry moon delight,
Monkberry moon delight,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Monkberry moon delight, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Monkberry moon delight,
Oh, monkberry moon delight,
Oh, monkberry moon delight,
Monkberry moon delight, oh-oh,
Monkberry moon delight
Suckin' monkberry moon delight,

Monkberry moon delight,

Monkberry moon delight,

Monkberry moon delight,

Ah, monkberry moon delight, yeah, yeah,

Monkberry moon delight, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh....

Uh, monkberry moon delight.

"try some of this, honey!
"what is it?"

Monkberry moon delight, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah....
(ooh) monkberry moon delight,
Uh, monkberry moon delight,
Monkberry moon delight,
Monkberry moon delight, ...

[leo-rcc]

They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse in your soul.

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well
Its a simple message and Im leaving out the whistles and bells
So the room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is blue canary one note* spelled l-i-t-e
My stories infinite
Like the longines symphonette it doesn't rest

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say Im the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But Im a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

There's a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though I respect that a lot
Id be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts
Bluebird of friendliness
Like guardian angels its always near

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

(and while you're at it
Keep the night light on inside the
Birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you're at it)
Who watches over you (keep the night light on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while youre at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say Im the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

[Edwardo Piet]

Before seeing your username I thought this was a spam thread

Lol....

Well the songs lyrics are kind of spammy anyway actually lol!!

Its like surreal, almost subliminal, nonsense mixed in with music (that I love).

To add a weird atmosphere to the track I guess lol.

Either that or they were just completely out of their head when they wrote the lyrics lol. I dunno


@ Chimp....lol I read the lyrics to that song in a poem or something by....Paul McCartney is it?

I was just looking through in a shop when I was really bored...I didn't BUY it or anything lol.

@ Leo I prefer those lyrics to the Paul McCartney or whatever one...very interesting...

I think there's a skill even to nonsense....cos there's interesting surreal nonsense and there's dull or boring or generally uninteresting surreal nonsense lol...

And there's in between too I guess.

EvF

EDIT: Lol...this is some more pretty damn weird underworld lyrics, wtf lol:

Underworld - Spoonman:

world. tuesday. tuesday. world. tuesday. tuesday. world.

watched you cry. watched you fly. watched you die...

i'm the spoonman. talks to god. transfusion. penetration.
i'm the spoonman. talks to god. transfusion. penetration.
i'm the spoonman. talks to god. transfusion. penetration.
i'm the spoonman.

i'm the spoonman. shes a wound. nice bikini. steppin razor.
i'm the spoonman. shes a wound. nice bikini. steppin razor.
i'm the spoonman.

don't put your hand where you wouldn't put your face
she said a dollar rubber rat utah plates brilliant green substance
unknown with a face like a peeled onion sheep in drag horseback automatic
to make your home clean make it sani-flush
she said now im a new skin-free crispy with this urge
to phone into the nosmoking zone of stainless steel tokyo
me and big white dog got to hijack pecan tarts for babylon bambi
out of mercer street where the crackheads catwalk charity
where teenage sex rides a stoned rhythm trading its chiliskins
to the screamers come to hunt their meat to the gold diggers in kissboots
and the recycled blondes in their stack heeled snatches the monster trucks
the rolling rocks the poodle boys with their little bone diggers
and dark stuff comes oozing out the apple core tonight like a beggars dog
tasting the wind.
into the blood...

(I copied/pasted the lyrics from http://www.azlyrics.com).

...

What are they ON about lol...interesting though lol....

More creative and interesting than when I do random streamwriting that's for sure! Yet still surreal nonsense basically lol

I like it though.

Here's the song:
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