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The Wicked wizard of OZ
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RE: The Wicked wizard of OZ
(September 19, 2011 at 9:00 am)Justtristo Wrote:
(September 19, 2011 at 8:56 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: FKKK!!!!!!!
I only got to 0.21 secs then 0.6 secs and then 0.5 secs

WTF ARE these people on??

They are either high on Jesus or in love with Jesus. I find it hard to figure which one is more accurate. Although I tend towards them being in love with jesus. Since the bible calls those who are "saved" as brides of Christ.

Na mate...they are just high on dopamine. THE only legal drug on the planet; mind you some of the "funny green Weed" will deliver similar results.

When I hear of such nonsense as above i am inclined to think that they are "high" as you suggest...secret stoners ya think?? Tongue
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#12
RE: The Wicked wizard of OZ
(September 19, 2011 at 9:05 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote:
(September 19, 2011 at 9:00 am)Justtristo Wrote:
(September 19, 2011 at 8:56 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: FKKK!!!!!!!
I only got to 0.21 secs then 0.6 secs and then 0.5 secs

WTF ARE these people on??

They are either high on Jesus or in love with Jesus. I find it hard to figure which one is more accurate. Although I tend towards them being in love with jesus. Since the bible calls those who are "saved" as brides of Christ.

Na mate...they are just high on dopamine. THE only legal drug on the planet; mind you some of the "funny green Weed" will deliver similar results.

When I hear of such nonsense as above i am inclined to think that they are "high" as you suggest...secret stoners ya think?? Tongue

Actually I was joking a bit, however them being high on dopamine is pretty accurate. Incidentally I stopped totally believing in the whole existence of deities thing. After I became convinced that religious experiences were caused by the triggering of certain areas of the brain or the activation of certain chemicals.

We cannot rule out that some of these people might be smoking weed secretly. It would not be surprising given that Catholic clergy like to sexually abuse children or Evangelical pastors (like Ted Haggard) have been caught having sex with other men.
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RE: The Wicked wizard of OZ
(September 19, 2011 at 8:51 am)Justtristo Wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSwZJ55g80Q

"... Had it been in the old testament, Harry Potter would've been put to death!"

What a fat piece of shit! I think it's kinda funny that this dumb bitch thinks that one fictional story somehow outranks another fictional story allowing a group of fictional characters to kill the fictional character of another book! These people are so god damn STUPID. Parents actually allow their children to be indoctrinated with this bull shit, and no one even thinks to consider that the water being poured out of that mass produced plastic bottle she's touting is just that ... water... nothing more.

Look at the reactions she's able to extract from these kids. She must make a good living traveling from camp revival to camp revival, spewing Harry Potter propaganda, scaring parents, scarring children, and eating her way through the Bible Belt.
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Disgusting hominids...the real 'vampires of this day and age...mongrels should be shot!! Angry

You just don't do this to kids!!
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RE: The Wicked wizard of OZ
(September 19, 2011 at 8:51 am)Justtristo Wrote:
(September 19, 2011 at 8:31 am)Castle Wrote: WOW

I Love Wizard of OZ even more now. Clap
Harry Potter is not too bad tooBig Grin

I advise you to stay away from this woman who regards Harry Potter to be a warlock and hence an enemy of god.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSwZJ55g80Q

and while I am at it, please avoid this guy who said the following things about both Twilight and Avatar. By the way I dont like Twilight and regarded Avatar as very overrated.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENGtXsRS2fs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cI5GxM4f...ure=relmfu

Oddly enough I believe while these above people are nuts, they have read and understood their bibles as much as it is possible to do so.

Where is their good sense or common sense?
People would turn pagan or demon after watching avatar .

Many school want to take out Grimm’s fairly tales out of schools. The kids says the Adult don’t get it. For example Hansel and Gretel was about a child molester. About 25% of us get molested in their lifetime, which who will protect these children from the million cases of Child molestation clergymen in the USA and their Adam family values.

How did the kid get smarter than the parent s?and do you think this parent on these films would help?
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#16
RE: The Wicked wizard of OZ
jesuschrist castle, proofread.
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#17
RE: The Wicked wizard of OZ
Saw this thread and thought it was something to do with the infamous scene in which the Tin Man, taking advantage of the distraction caused by Toto's pussy hunt, blatantly and unashamedly unties the rope anchoring the Wizard's balloon - and then acts all shocked and confused when balloon and Wizard shoot up into the air. Hypocritical non-ferrous bastard.
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RE: The Wicked wizard of OZ
(September 19, 2011 at 2:53 am)Justtristo Wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cI5GxM4f...ure=relmfu
Oddly enough I believe while these above people are nuts, they have read and understood their bibles as much as it is possible to do so.

Did not the xtians get all there rituals from the pagans.Thinking
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RE: The Wicked wizard of OZ
(September 19, 2011 at 8:51 am)Justtristo Wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENGtXsRS2fs
Quite honestly, this guy reminds me of the time when I spent a couple hours in my college's cybercafe on a Cracked binge while some guy read the articles I was reading and reacted the same way to all the batshit insane things that he didn't know were out there. This includes a dictator nominating his illiterate wife for the Nobel Literature Prize and Faithmouse.

Here's a few assorted thoughts:

Listening to his reaction to the word "Necromancer" never fails to get me to think of this exchange from the Venture Bros.
Dr. Orpheus: But I am, by trade, a necromancer! You know what that means, right?
Brock: Uhh, you have sex with dead people?
Dr. Orpheus: phile! Necrophile! A necroMANCER can bring the dead TO LIFE!!

Dude, if any girl wants to get bitten by a vampire that bad, she should just hook up with a serial killer and get it over with.

Odd, I've seen Hell's Heroes and it doesn't seem like it would be a good fit with Twilight.
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Wait, he managed to get the Genesis reference wrong: The temptation and Fall happened in Genesis 3, not 2:17 (which is just foreshadowing). You'd think a pastor would at least get that right.

And seriously, that dream sounds like the chastest wet dream (or female equivalent thereof) in human history. You'd think that he'd champion sexual repression this extreme.

And it's a shame the video stopped where it did, because it was really just getting interesting. Think of how many more lulz we could have gotten and how much more I could have written on how stupid this guy is.
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#20
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Oh,THAT OZ. I thought you meant the REAL one:Australia*. I was wondering to whom you might be referring; we're so spoiled for choice here.

That Ken Ham neanderthal?


*It's actually pronounced OZ--traya ( the 'l' is silent) Tiger
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