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How to become a cult leader
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 RE: How to become a cult leader
September 24, 2011 at 9:51 am
(This post was last modified: September 24, 2011 at 9:52 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Wish my conscience would allow it. I'd be rich until I got raided for evading taxes and "strange marital customs".
(I may also decide to "dig a pool" with a shadowy amount of explosives)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
I'll probably get arrested for tax evasion sometime in my life anyway... So I may aswell do it in style.
Evading taxes while hosting massive orgies... Yes please. I have never paid any of my taxes... I am a student just now, so I obviously don't have to pay, but when I was working, I was meant to confirm myself as self-employed so I could pay tax and NI... I never did. Cunt
 (September 24, 2011 at 9:56 am)frankiej Wrote: I'll probably get arrested for tax evasion sometime in my life anyway... So I may aswell do it in style. Many a founder of a cult or even a religion went into that business, precisely for gaining power, money and sex. L Ron Hubbard said once the quickest way to make a million dollars is to found a religion and he did exactly that.
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Read Kenelm Burridge "New Heaven New Earth". You can actually predict what a cult will do as it grows and when prophecies fail.
New Heaven, New Earth. A Study of Millenarian Activities. Oxford, Basil Blackwell, 1969, ISBN 0631119604. 
There's been lots of people who've called me a cult...
... well, that's what it sounded like.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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